Monday, January 5, 2009

Hibernation.


This morning, i was taken out of my cardboard box, my little closed eyes were dabbed with cotton wool, my bottom was cleaned, and i was put on the sofa to stretch and wake up.

And here i am, fully awake, and ready to take on twenty hundred and nine.

The last 2 weeks of my life have been spent infront of life, and not infront of a computer, so, here i am, away from life, and back infront of a 19 inch monitor.

Anyway, Happy New Year to you.

I am once more 5 days into Banuary and am feeling marvellous already! No drink! No rubbish food! Gym! It's glorious. And, it makes you appreciate drink, rubbish food, and not gyming even more.

Also, have you seen that the carnage has begun already. Trees don't need to come down until tomorrow, but already our little Christmas hero's are left alone to die, no presents, no adoring children, no warmth, just dogs urinating on there thinning limbs.

In 2 weeks they have gone from celebrated icons, to shambolic nothings!

Sounds familiar that.

Hurrah 2009, hurrah!

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