Happy Christmas.

To all the people who are reading this, Happy Christmas.

I hope you have a most lovely time where ever you are and whatever you are doing.

Hip hip.........

Go Azo!!! GOOOO!!!

Flipping heck!

Glide Boy.

Totally amazing glider action.

This ain't bad either.

Fitzy drives a Miztzy.

I've a horse outside.

Nothing more to say.

Thanks Rubberbandits.

A Pot Noeldle Christmas.

Very nice indeed.

So many little references, cat women, Coke, ending on Banksy.

Brilliant.

PhoneShop.

A owl. 1.47.

Wheels, many wheels.

Loads of cars.

I enjoy you loads of cars.

Wooden bike.

Staggering bike!

Staggering bike!

EZ Grill.

How advertising should be.

Rad.

Angry Birds.

Most wonderful indeed.

What a treat-y.

Snazy Pac-Man!

OMG!

3D iPhone.

Not sure why or how this would be useful, but its jolly decent all the same.

Bravo Palm Top Theatre.

Take That.

I was watching X Factor on Saturday, that is what i do.

Due to watching X Factor on Saturday i saw Take That perform their new song.

Because i saw them perform their new song i can now comment.

What a top little tune it is.

I have never been afraid to admit liking The That, and after hearing this tune i might just go buy the album.

So sue me.

Well done Take That.

iPog.

Imagine. You are on the sofa and you suddenly remember you have left your phone in the bedroom or your iPad in the loo but you can't be arsed to get up to go get it.

What a pain.

In answer to this problem i have come up with iPog.

All you have to do is simply whistle and your iPhone/iPad will magically appear at your side.

iPog will soon be available to purchase.

Monty Buggershop-Hooty.

Terribly funny indeed.

Good work Buxton.

Good work Sparkey.

General Levy.

I forgot about this.

Kicky icky.

If he is a real General it must have been awful as he talked to his troops.

'Ok Soldiers 'icky icky' we are going to 'uh uh uh' attack from the 'booyaka booyaka' West, flanking 'uh uh uh' and then surrounding them...'

The 8pen.

I got me a Desire HD, and i have just put this on her.

I am going to learn to be without Qwerty.

Bye Qwerty.

Not now!!

I don't understand why phones don't have this already.

Totally brilliant little idea.

Speedflying.

More ski based flying magic.

Snowly shite!

Call of Duty. Black Ops.

Check it!

A remote control bomb in the game that you can buy in the internet shops.

The Trip.

I can't get enough of S.Coogan and R.Brydon.

Well done BBC.

Please continue to strike and be unhappy as good things come out of your pain.

Jetman!

Just Jetman really.

He is Jetman.

He has wings and does loopty loops.

Rad!!

Spoonachos.

Brilliant!

Brilliant!

Brilliant!

Benga Clap.

Nice little music video for Benga.

Hands are brilliant.

Cassius + App.

To accompany a song Cassius also made an app.

Nothing wrong with that.

Ace.

King Kong with Tie Fighters.

I like that alot, an awful lot.

Modern Dad.

Dad and Son send an iPhone into space.

What better thing to do on a Sunday afternoon.

Burning rubber.

He goin to fast, he burnin up.

Busted Boat.

I'm sinking!!!

Oh no i'm not.

People!

People are indeed awesome.

Although this person is a twat.

Dragonfly Love

This film was shot totally on a mobile phone.

Damn good.

Blair Witch, i mean Troll.

I was indeed recently in Norway, and indeed saw a troll, so i am rather looking forward to the release of this documentary about them.

Brilliant.

Bikeball.

I have started to ride to work, it is amazing.

Whilst riding i have come up with a new game.

Bikeball.

For every person i pass i score a goal, for every person who passes me the opposition scores a goal.

This morning was a walk over, i won 7 - 0. Yesterday it was tighter ending 3 - 2.

Try it, it makes for a better ride to work, if indeed it could get any better.

Aston Martin Cygnet.

Is it true, or is it actually April 1st?

If Aston Martin do indeed make a small car and it did look like the above then i would indeed be rather excited.

If however they just re badge the Toyota IQ i would think this is Aston Martin in a spot of bother.

Why would they do this?

Curtains.

Most amazing indeed.

Thank you Monsieur

Sunflowers.

Ai Weiwei, a Japanese artist has filled the Tate with over a million sunflower seeds.

Apparently they were all hand painted.

My my my. That is alot of hands.

Nokia Push.

Bonkers amazing from Nokia.

Also available on snowboards.

Transformers are rubbish.

I thought Optimus and his mates were supposed to be proper hardcore and well smart.

No no no.

Simpsons Banksy.

Apparently Banksy directed this.

If so, good job.

Colour.

Some stunning work for Canon by Dentsu.

Brilliant work indeed.

Well done.

Hot buns.

Brilliant new campaign for Ikea.

They even made a book.

Swedes 1 Turnips 0*.

* I had a good idea. Insurance where you haggle. Anyone in?

Wake me up before you Lego go.

Lush, that is it.

Jerry Lewis magic.

Jerry Lewis doing great things.

Peter Griffin doing great things.

iPad magic.

That's very clever indeed.

Thank you Dentsu

And thank you

The Dead Weathers.

They have released a special 12 inch where you have to destroy the record to get the limited edition 7 inch.

I like that.

Charming Baker.

I have only just come across Charming Baker.

Loving his stuff, might get me this.

A treat.

Stamps!

This has made me very happy indeed.

Dot. Cotton, and wool, and.....

Really nice little film advertising the new Nokia N8.

Smart thinking.

Here Byrdy Byrdy.

Super tune, super video.

Thanks D.Byrd.

The Digital world.

So i work in an industry that is changing at an alarming rate.

We live in a world that is changing at an alarming rate.

The agencies that live in this world aren't changing in anyway.

Good index showing how the big advertising agencies appear on iPhone.

Herve. Together.

Special work from Herve.

More nice things here.

Lights.

Just been looking at bike lights, think i needs some of these...

...and most definitely getting these chaps.

OK Go.

Give it 4 weeks and this will be the next OK Go video.

Electrically radical.

Ikea cats.

Really nice idea for Ikea.

I wondered where it was going, and then you see.

Meeeoouch.

iRumpelstiltskin.

Wow!

Better than books?

Potential could be huge?

Lovely.

Don't fall.

I just got me Stair Dismount.

What a simply brilliant game it is.

The Drug.

Can't get enough of the new Royksopp tune The Drug, it's like a drug, although not a big fan of the video, bit rubbish lame.

Love the main bassy distant bit, very old Aphex.

Thanks Aphex, Thaphex.

Flat World.

I went to Norway last week, had an amazing time, although paying £18 quid for a pizza was rather extreme, anyway, it was ace.

Whilst there, Barney and i got thinking.

What would the world map look like if you flattened all the countries?

Imagine if the countries were made of plasticine, what shape would they be if you rolled a rolling pin over them so all the mountains and peaks flatten out, above is a what Norway could well look like.

And, with that in mind, which is the country that would spread over it's borders the most?

Would someone like to make this map for me?

Please?

And then the girlfriend and i got thinking, how many pixels was she? (of course in 72dpi)

Again, would someone like to make me a pixel camera?

Once more, please?

Rapity rapping.

Look! Around you.

I'm rapping, i'm rapping, i'm rapity rapping.

Birdy Nam Nam.

Most awesome stuff from Birdy Nam Nam.

Tesla Boy.

I have just found this song, what a damn fine tune she is.

Super hearing someone creating something different, although of course this isn't different to us children of the 80's.

Good show Tesla Boy, good show Netsky!

Golf is good.

Gong!

Very nice indeed.

This is good, very good, i wish them all the luck in the world with what ever they do and when.

Good.

Egostatistical.

Somebody should write an algorithm to find the most egotistical person on Twitter.

Followers divided by Following = Size of ego in Twat.

Here are some leaders.

Katy Perry 54,582 Twat
Russell Brand 32,896 Twat
Lily Allen 24,932 Twat
Ashton Kutcher 9241 Twat
Paris Hilton 6181 Twat
Steve Fry 31 Twat
Richard Hale 1.3 Twat

Katy Perry is twice the Twat of her boyfriend.

Anyway, anyone want to build me one?

iPhone users have more sex...

...and f22 is the most attractive f-stop on a camera.

Some nice things here.

Revolver.

This is amazing.

Even more amazing when you get to the end and see that it is indeed dedicated to 2 skiers who obviously died make this or these types of films.

Incredible.

Where would we be without radical dudes?

Limbo.

I feel sad for you, i feel sad for you because you have not played Limbo.

I played it last night, and it has made my life better.

Better in ways you couldn't imagine.

Sorry again that you have not felt these better feelings.

Volcano v Guitar Hero

Nothing to say really, apart from throwing my hands into the air and releasing a rather large devil horns.

Devil horns.

The Mini Cannon.

Nothing better.

The Mini C.

Red Bull Alps.

Anyone fancy doing this next year, just thinking about it.

Reckless.

Yes please!

Just remembered this after seeing this.

Happiness is the order of the day.

Bunk up.

Is it real, do they really?

I'm not sure.

Flugtag World Record.

Some dudes in Minneapolis flew over 200 foot.

Well done Minneapolis.

Etta Commuter.

I can only imagine the reason bikes have never changed is because what already exists is the optimum design, anyway, doesn't stop people trying new things.

I like this.

Fisher Price Adventure People.

Just reminded myself of these and now i can't speak.

Wow, that is some kick ass nostalgia smacking me in the face.

Lush!

Happiness, happiness.

Someone wrote a clever formula to track peoples messages on Twitter.

Brilliant.

Ghost Recon Alpha.

Could this be the first ever feature film that you play?

Promises alot.

Longboarding.

One of the fella's has no shoes on, imagine falling off at 50mph and stubbing your toe.

Cocking hell!!

Tarp Surfing.

I like traps, i like surfing, tarp surfing looks ok to me.

Well done.

Parkour blimey!

I say, that chap is crawling up them bleeding walls.

Flippin heck Mary Poppins.

DJ Fresh Feat. MC Darrison.

Boss!

Ymerodraeth State of Mind.

Nothing better.

Newport!

You me bum bum train.

Very very sad you didn't tell me about this!!

I am not happy with you! At all!

You cow!

And you cow!

And you cow!

Thanks cows.

Ducati 620ie. For sale.

I am selling my most wonderful Ducati 620ie.

I have had her a year, and have ridden her about 5 times. She is a 2004 plate.

She has done roughly 4,000 miles and has just been MOT'ed and serviced.

I bought her after having a bad crash, but haven't enjoyed riding again. So she is off.

Contact me for more details.

Goodbye my love, goodbye.

Pain in the arse.

It was what back gardens were made for.

Rad!

Monster trucks.

Let God have a go.

Super.

Mr Clock.

A clock that only gives you the time when you look at it, when you aren't looking it larks about.

Lush.

Thanks Mr Clock.

Beardyman is funny.

I like him.

Banner Time.

I need to go see this.

Fiona Banner has gone and landed a few fighter jets in The Tate.

Lush!

The Bent Basket.

Brilliant.

Fantastic.

It's melting.

Frank Gehry has designed a new building for people with brain problems.

To me this just appears to be a cruel joke.

Sending people with brain issues into a building that looks like it is melting?

No no no.

I love it mind, amazing.

Sunday Lamp.

A wonderful thing from Martina Carpelan.

Light, brought to you by electricity or rope, wax and fire.

Lush!

The Speed Camera Lottery.

VW Fun Theory set a task, to come up with clever ways of making things more fun.

This was the winner.



Amazing.

It lives!

This blog has laid dormant for to long.

UNTIL IT SAW THIS!


All Hail the Hale lives!!!

Kick start my heart.

Nike. Write the future.

Best piece of film for some time, although some people didn't see it all.


Speaking of 45 gigapixel images.

Young Jaws.

Young big wave surfers take on Jaws and not a badly made robotic 70's shark in sight.

No no no.

Death of the Swiss.

Does this spell the end of the Swiss Army Knife?

I do hope not.

Oh yes, The Ouch Pouch.

'Making breaking your arm fun'

M.I.A Born Free.

Still trying to work out what the new M.I.A song and video is all about.

Haven't we all moved on from views of out and out prejudice?

Aren't we all cleverer than this now?

It seems she has tried to make a controversial film for the sake of it, the trouble is it appears to have a point of view from many moons ago.

Doesn't it?

Perhaps she has done a study of ginger haired people and they truly are still being awfully persecuted. Who knows.

By the way, this gets a bit nasty.

Banksy in San Fran.

Banksy, or his little helpers, have been busy in San Francisco.

See the Lego.

This is wonderful.

Augmented reality comes to Lego boxes.

Simply put it in front of a camera and see what is inside, even has little animations.

Very nice indeed.

Well done technology.

Saner.

Just stumpled across the work of Saner. I think he is from Brazil.

Love his stuff, kind of reminds of Josh Keyes the way he fuses urban with nature.

Nice and dark

Samsung 3DTV.

A very nice piece of work indeed.

Thanks everso

Phonkers.

You each get a copy of Phonkers (working title, this could change) on your special clever phone and then you link them so that the game knows that the 2 of you are playing together.

Then as you swing and try and hit your mates Conker so the phones gyroscope kicks in to check how good your angle and speed is, if all this is good then you hit your mates conker and of course cause damage. If your angle of attack was rubbish or not powerful enough you won't hit.

The game goes on until one of the conkers is destroyed and of course that person registers a win and gets a 'one-er'.

Just like in conkers you take on the score of the opponents conker when destroyed.

You then build up your conker again, as in the real game.

LCD Soundsystem.

Lush new video for Drunk Girls.

I was lucky enough to hear some of the new album some weeks ago, it was awesome.

Keep yours eyes and ears open.

Emigre.

Emigre was an amazing design/typographic magazine back in the mid 90's, infact i got my letter published in it's hallowed pages. Clever Richard.

Anyway, here are all 69 covers.

AK47 USBlat blat blat.

You'll never get to heaven with an AK47, that is what they say.

However, if you have large digital files with you, you can certainly take your AK47 Bullet USB stick.

Buy one here.

Carl Burgess.

Love this from Carl Burgess.

More greatness here.

Wax Tailor.

Nice video, pretty cute song.

Well done Romain Chassaing.

311 feet.

After Travis jumps 269 feet, Robbie jumps over a really big hole measuring 311 feet..

Speed of Light.

Get down to the Bargehouse quick to see Speed of Light.

Snoop and Cudi

Top tune, top video.

Thanks dee double oh gee and see you di ai.

Science & Art.

Caleb Charland makes science look amazing.

Wonderful.

Iran v Breakdancing.

I love this.

I love the people sitting around looking on like they are evil spirit walkers.

I love the gun simulation body lock at 1.02 in.

I love the carpet hanky at 2.20 that enables a better hand spin.

I love the bride sitting in judgment at 4.25

I love the non-break dancing man at 8.40.

I love it.

I love.

I.

I Ran!

Analogue Tetris.

Does what it says on the can.

Scooters.

Totally utterly awesomely!

Google Maps Envelopes.

Real Google Mail.

How wonderfully super.

Thanks Jim.

Playing with fire.

A most wonderful thing from a clever person.

Thanks clever person.

Google Translate for Animals.

Here it is.

Cheese & Pepper.

Don't get me wrong, i like Cheese & Pepper, but at the same time i also like Milk & Cheese.

Only one thing for it!

FIIIIIGGGHHHHTTTTTTTT!!!

Nice.

Xbox v Polar.

Xbox or Playstation should team up with Polar to make controllers that check you heart rate, sweat levels, adrenalin etc.

Then as you play games they change according to how excited, relaxed, enthralled you are.

Imagine! Rather than your controller rumbling when your character gets knackered, you getting knackered makes it rumble.

All this data then gets uploaded so you get an overview of how excited/thrilled/tense the world is right now.

Then, all the date feeds a global chart of the most exciting game to play or the number 1 game for fear, etc etc.

I know you can get this for Wii already, but Wii ain't for the serious gamer.

Let's make it!

BOMB!!!!

An alarm clock that you have to disarm.

I like that.

Young me/Now me.

A wonderful little idea.

I think i am going to have to find some old photos.

Lovely.

Delightful.

Dorling Kindersley.

I like books, i like this.

Books ain't dead yet, although i did see a Kindle, and it is kinda nice.

Music From A Bonsai.

Following on from big tree Diego Stocco plays the small tree.

Posh mini golf.

La Bolleur made magic golf things, delightfully looking things i am sure you will agree.

I Am Not An Artist.

I Am Not An Artist is where animated gif's live.

Thanks Matthew Cooper and Johnny Kelly.

James Corden.

I'm not a fan of James Corden, although i did like the first series of Gavin & Stacey, but i thought this was most excellent.

Can't work out if it is real or brilliantly stuck together, doesn't matter, good show!

Motor magic.

ZIMOUN created this most amazing installation.

Swiss wonder.

Daniel Arsham.

Most enjoying Daniels work.

I love the light he manages to capture.

It looks like these things happen during sunrise and sunset only.

Wonderful.

Biggest skid ever.

Uh, what the hell is going on here.

'Well, ahhh, i ahhhh, felt a little bump, and ahhhhhh, i thought i had hit a rabbit' (Said in slightly East European accent)

Mars.

What Mars might look like.

I think it does actually look like the top of a Mars Bar.

Alexa Meade.

Brilliant.

Alexa paints things, then takes photos of them so they look like paintings.

That is magical.

Thank you James Hilton.

Loser. Flush.

Great video, for a sweet little song.

Well done all round.

Lonely Island. Boombox.

New song from Lonely Island.

Not a patch on I'm On a Boat.

Not bad tho.

I love Jordan.

I had this poster on my wall when i was a lowercase R worshipping the mighty Michael Jordan, so you can imagine i am pretty excited to see that the original Jordan 1's are being re-released.

Shame they don't come with the same black toe as the originals, nice all the same.

And of course, without this photo we wouldn't have had this.

Astonishment / Sadness / Hapiness.

How's it going? is the work of Eunah Kim.

A lovely thing that physically measures emotion.

V Nice.

Piano Roulette.

A most wonderful thing.

Man sings to people on Chat Roulette, well why ever not.

Thanks DNS.

Jamie Boot.

Regular readers will know i love me shoes.

Well here is another shoe which i think needs to be added to my collection.

The Jamie Boot, brought to you by Folk.

Jamie's mate Andre is pretty nice too.

Lush!

The Light Fantastic.

Hugo Chavez is getting all the light bulbs in Venezuela changed.

A massive force are sweeping the nation taking old light and adding new.

How brilliant.

WhopperFace.

Get your face on your Whopper wrapper as you purchase?

I think this is a brilliant way to stop people buying burgers!

'CAUGHT ON CAMERA, YOU FAT F*CK'

I honestly don't want to be reminded that i am in a Burger King.

Bad.