Monday, December 1, 2008

Theroux the keyhole.


Great British public, did you happen to see Louis Theroux on the Beeb last night, he was in Philadelphia, or Kiladelphia as the local children called it?

He was hanging with the local bobbies and the drug enforcement chaps going around the streets chatting to the hoodwinks.

Anyway, there he was, all togged up, bulletproof, and what did he have sticking out the top of his Kevlar vest?

A scarf!

And how was the scarf tied?

It was obviously tied as no man on earth should tie it!

What was he thinking?

As if a bulletproof vest wasn't enough of a fashion faux pas, oh Louis!

Oddly enough, Tank - Baby T, and I - Ricky Dee, were in Philly 3 weeks ago, strange you didn't see us as we were hanging with the homes scoring some crack whilst getting proper tooled up with a few guns and things yeah.

Honest.

I'm a right gangster.

Are you manizzle ma'fizzle? Are you? If so, could you stop please as it is making my inner thigh itch like crazy!

Thanks.

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