Have you heard about this?
Torquay are going to start giving out Flip-Flops to girls who are so lashed they can't walk home in their heels.
I can't quite beleive that.
Torquay are going to start giving out Flip-Flops to girls who are so lashed they can't walk home in their heels?
What an awful waste of our money.
I can't wait to see the first You Tube clip of a couple of birds having a fight with them. Flip Flop Slapping! Infact, i think 30 grand is money well spent from that point of view.
What they should have done is spent the money on donkeys with Sat Nav.
You get 500 donkeys that know where they are going. The women wear their postcodes around their wrist, and at the end of the evening the women are put on donkeys and the postcode is typed in, they arrive home, the donkey bucks them off and return to the city centres ready for the next passenger. Much better idea that. Ass Taxis, thats whats needed.
I can see a whole range of night time products.
Next up, free boxing gloves so the chaps don't hurt their fists whilst they scrap.
Ridiculous.
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