Don't be like that...

...i know it's been a while, I've missed you.

I'm sorry i didn't write, it's just i was enjoying myself away from my desk.

I did have fun, but i know you don't want to hear that, i wasn't here when you needed me.

Anyway, can we get through this? Can we fix the problem? I hope so, because i really like you, i do, honestly.

Look, i even bought you a present.

Isn't it lovely?

His name is Homotrooper, i think he is sweet, like you.

Anyway, i really hope this makes up for me not being here, you know what you mean to me don't you? And i know gifts are a cheap way of saying sorry, so perhaps i should keep Homotrooper.

Without you i am nothing.