Drinking 2.0.

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I have something to share with you, something clever, something now - Say hello to The Four Pint Club.

The Four Pint Club is a new initiative brought to you by Richard Hale of Surbiton 'Britain's Negative Equity Hot spot'.

The Four Pint Club is an alternative to going out and getting cocked.

Think of it as the posh Brother, where you simply meet friends and enjoy 4 pints of fine ale before adjourning to your homestead.

It is all about appreciating beer, not just dropping it down your neck because you can, and because of The Four Pint Club, you will have a massive urge not to purchase a shit kebab on the way home.

And, it comes with a 'guaranteed' no hangover policy.*

So ladies and gentlemen, welcome to The Four Pint Club.

Come in, have a look around, i can promise you will enjoy it.

Shall we go to The Four Pint Club tonight chaps, yes, i'll meet you there.

*Should you experience a hangover after The Four Pint Club, you are a right girl and should probably consider joining The Two Pint Club. (said really fast like in them American ads)