Good luck?

I'm sure you are aware that it is considered extremely good luck if a bird does a whoopsy on you.

Well i was thinking, surely it is much luckier if the shite doesn't hit you?

I would certainly say 'phew, that was lucky' as a bird poo flew past my head and landed just by my shoes/trainers.

Anyway, that was it, i'm all done.

And i love the idea that, like us, birds have foreheads. I wonder if bald eagles go around slapping each others foreheads bellowing 'slap head'?

I hope so. I really do.