So, this poor poor lad was just playing rugby, perhaps just about to score his first try, Mum is there watching - smile on her face, Dad has popped to the loo, or to get some crisps from the garage, and BANG, he spontaneous combusts!
Fire everywhere! Balls in tatters! Number 12 slightly scorched! The pitch is ruined!
But then, i read on, that didn't happen!
This lad, plays rugger, sees people in house fire, runs to window, catches them as they jump out the window.
How boring is that!?
If you are a teenager, and you play rugger, can you blow up please in some fireball of pain so that this headline can be used again in the right way.
Thanks everso much.
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