Last night, it has been alleged, a double cheese, double bacon burger meal saved a mans life.
Hale, of Surbiton Surrey was overheard telling the Internet his story.
It was revealed that he went out on Thursday night and drank an awful lot of lager.
He then headed to Waterloo train station where he was seen picking up a BK double cheese double bacon burger with fries and a drink of Sprite, although originally he asked for 7up, forgetting that it wasn't 1992.
On waking this morning he felt totally fine, although of course slightly sleepy.
A statement was released from his spokesman saying.
'Hale believes that if it wasn't for the Burger King dirt he would be feeling an awful lot worse, he wishes to go on record saying that the Burger King saved his life'
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