Smiley in Surbiton

Found this this morning in 'East London's trendiest suburb' Surbiton.

I do hope that people in Surbiton aren't keeping Nigerian Wild bears in their garden flats.

Perhaps they are good house keepers only to happy to press a shirt or a pair of Chinos.

'Smiley, have you picked up my dress from the dry cleaners, oh, and the bathroom needs a good scrub?'

And i thought Kestyn Lunan was a chef who made cheese and onion crips?

And hang on, Nigerian Bears? Nigerian Wild Bears? Pardon? Do Nigeria have bears? Domestic or wild? Hmmmm?

Where oh where is Dave Attenborough when you need him? In his big house i'd imagine, with Steed, his pet Nigerian Wild Bear.