Monday, April 28, 2008

Who's the Bear?


Bear Grylls is a total waste of time and money! Even if he is a Record Breaker!

Did you see it where he crossed this big dessert? Not sure which one it was?

He had a helicopter over head filming him for god’s sake. He knows that if he ever gets in trouble he will be fine.

They show him eating raw snakes and beetles, but why? I bet he goes back to a camp and tucks into croissants and caviar. Perhaps a knob of stilton with that Bear.

Whilst in the desert he also killed a camel to make a bed out of. Again! Why? Like he'll be sleeping under its skin! Balls! He’ll be in his 300 quid baby duck down sleeping bag.

I don't like him. He is a cheat.

I'd love to see Ray Mears duff him up!

Ray Ray Ray Ray Ray.....

1 comment:

Ben Harris said...

Although it's nice to see Bear is taking on George Foreman's lucrative strangle-hold on the portable grill market. Bear Grills TM are perfect for the adventurer/explorer who just cant be chuffed to light a fire from scratch.