Fight fight fight!!!

(Peter Kevinson. One of South Africa's leading cricketers)

I have a theory about the clashes along the Olympic torch route.

It has nothing to do with China's human rights record, i think it was people - who like me - belive that Konnie Huq and Denise Van Outen have no right to carry the torch in the first place.

Whatever have they done for the Olympics? I'm sure Van Outen played squash once, perhaps that is it.

What about all our up and coming athletes? You know the ones? The ones we tell not to be fat and to play sport. The ones we tell not to kill each other but spend time playing sport. Would be silly to show them we are backing all their effort.

Apparently at one point Sir Trevor McDonald had it. Why? If they wanted a Sir they should have used Sir Jimmy Saville!

Do you know, at one point Vanessa Mae was carrying it too. Not only is she not an athlete, she isn't even British!

Who, for gods sake, picked the list?

Mary Huq?
Tony Van Outen?
Doris McDonald?
Pat Mae?

I am at a loss for words.

Teh dhrb ahnvbt ahwifov.

Told you.