Monday, April 14, 2008

Thanks Allotment


My lovely sister has just taken delivery of a wonderfully big allotment and it got me thinking.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Thanks Allotment.

At Thanks Allotment you send us what you want to plant. We will then take your seeds, for a cost. Plant your seeds, for a cost. Nurture your seeds, for a cost. Grow your seeds, for a cost. Take pictures of the seeds progress, for a cost. Pick your fruit/vegetables/plants, for a coast. Then post it all to you, for free!

You end up with lovely produce that has been grown by us for you. All organic of course, but you know that everything you eat has had a lovely life in Gloucestershire. No battery this, or GM that.

Oi Bannatyne, give me a call, i'm after backers.

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