Yawn of the dead.

I have recently joined Love Film and am absolutely loving it!

I am watching nothing but foreign films and it is ace, Although, if you haven't seen it watch Broken Trail, ace story about nice cowboys.

Anyway, last night i watched Nói Albínói. It's an Icelandic film that follows a chap called Nói who oddly is albino.

It really is a jolly good film with a nice little twist at the end.

Anyway, i was just browsing Nói Albínói on You Tube and came across this;

Elin Hansdottir is one of the ladies in the film.

So, i was watching it wondering what was going to happen and all i did was yawn.

I couldn't stop.

So, the challenge is to concentrate on this clip and try not to yawn. I don't think you can do it, i really don't.

And, why do we say 'am i boring you' when someone yawns?

You are boring me now tho, so i'm off.

Little bit of magic.

King of tilt shift movies!

Funny money!

I am still trying my hardest to complete the task i set back in September where one had to collect the entire set of the new coins that the royal mint has produced.

I am still 2 away, Clive, Peter and my Sister have all completed the task.

As a result of me getting bored of this task, i have created another.

Firstly collect 10 one pound coins, then, use the letters on the sides to spell words.

So far i have a 6;

Get yourself some money and get spelling.

You'd make Richard very proud indeed.

Look here you!

Comb sweet comb!

Ladies and Gentlemen, i would like to introduce you to my latest purchase.

Fresh from Geo.F.Trumper, i give you, my new Moustache Comb.

Isn't she wonderful!?

I also purchased some Moustache Wax which i will report back on.

Dear friend Matt and I have both decided that 2009 is the year on the Gentleman, i had already decided i was going to carry the Urban Farmer look, the Moustache Comb is the first in many devices to help me perfect my look.

Hirsutes you!

Intuotype keyboard.

As you might know, i love Apple products so i am very glad to see this new innovation from the sicky Jobs.

Thanks Apple, Thapple.

P.S, Keeping listening to the end, Sudoku killer is funny.

I am cock!

First we had 'I am Mercedes', where you are supposed to believe that you really are the sort of person that should be driving a Mercedes.

Then we had 'I am Orange', where you are supposed to believe that you really are the sort of person that should be on Orange.

Next we had 'I am PC', where you are supposed to believe that you really are the sort of person that should own a PC.

And now we have 'I am Unique' from Toyota, were you are supposed to believe that the new Toyota IQ is unique, having no like or equal, unparalleled, incomparable, unique.

Now, 2 problems here.

Firstly - let's call this A) Have Toyota got their heads so far up their exhaust pipes that they have not seen any of the above examples. Infact, have CHI got their heads so far up their exhaust pipes that they have not seen any of the above examples. Why tread where others already have, that's not unique.

And secondly, we will call this B) Are they not aware of the Smart car?

Fig. 1.3765

No, i had never seen the Smart car either, obviously, just like most of the people at CHI!

Come on marketeers, try harder, this just isn't good enough. And, like a friend pointed out, your 'IQ' demonstrates how 'Smart' you are.

Infact, this is the second instance of blatant lying recently.

We are cleverer than you think.

All done, you can go now.

Hibernation.

This morning, i was taken out of my cardboard box, my little closed eyes were dabbed with cotton wool, my bottom was cleaned, and i was put on the sofa to stretch and wake up.

And here i am, fully awake, and ready to take on twenty hundred and nine.

The last 2 weeks of my life have been spent infront of life, and not infront of a computer, so, here i am, away from life, and back infront of a 19 inch monitor.

Anyway, Happy New Year to you.

I am once more 5 days into Banuary and am feeling marvellous already! No drink! No rubbish food! Gym! It's glorious. And, it makes you appreciate drink, rubbish food, and not gyming even more.

Also, have you seen that the carnage has begun already. Trees don't need to come down until tomorrow, but already our little Christmas hero's are left alone to die, no presents, no adoring children, no warmth, just dogs urinating on there thinning limbs.

In 2 weeks they have gone from celebrated icons, to shambolic nothings!

Sounds familiar that.

Hurrah 2009, hurrah!