Can i av some flib flobs please?

Have you heard about this?

Torquay are going to start giving out Flip-Flops to girls who are so lashed they can't walk home in their heels.

I can't quite beleive that.

Torquay are going to start giving out Flip-Flops to girls who are so lashed they can't walk home in their heels?

What an awful waste of our money.

I can't wait to see the first You Tube clip of a couple of birds having a fight with them. Flip Flop Slapping! Infact, i think 30 grand is money well spent from that point of view.

What they should have done is spent the money on donkeys with Sat Nav.

You get 500 donkeys that know where they are going. The women wear their postcodes around their wrist, and at the end of the evening the women are put on donkeys and the postcode is typed in, they arrive home, the donkey bucks them off and return to the city centres ready for the next passenger. Much better idea that. Ass Taxis, thats whats needed.

I can see a whole range of night time products.

Next up, free boxing gloves so the chaps don't hurt their fists whilst they scrap.

Ridiculous.

Tiny things this man hates

My dear friend Adam said to be last night 'Look at this blog, it is very funny, you will like it.'

Adam was indeed correct.

I looked at this blog and it is very funny and i did like it.

I especially liked this.

'#0111. THE WAY THE MAN ON THE TRAIN LAST NIGHT HAD TO GET EVERY LAST MORSEL FROM HIS GAY LITTLE TRIFLE.'



You should have a read, you will find something that will make you laugh, perhaps out loud, but not LOL as we don't like LOL, LOL is horrible and should be removed from the earth.

LOL, get lost!

Had a Seizure

This is awesome!

This dude Roger Hiorns created Seizure by pumping 75,000 litres of copper sulphate solution into a south London flat to create crystalline growths on the walls, floor and ceiling, even the bath turned blue.

Imagine getting back from the pub of an evening, perhaps after The Four Pint Club, and finding out that your house has turned into the Bat cave!

Thanks Rog, you are great.

A polite request.

Dear world,

Can you please please please stop wearing your scarf like the above.

It would appear alot of you girls have, well done.

A note to all you boys still doing it. You look stupid, you all look the same, you are not cool.

Thanks in advance.


Richard

Yo whaddup Bangs?

'My desktop is the best top'

Good work Sniper Twins!

Thanks

M.I.A can'ta getta nuff.

I still believe that the use of the gunshot in this track is one of the most creative things i have ever heard.

Better than Elvis, better than The Stones, even better than Candy Flip!

Four Pint Club in full effect!

Lord i was drunk!

And i'd only had 4 pints.