Thursday, April 9, 2009

Where have you been??


So, you your boy/girlfriend gets in late one night and you notice hairs on their top that clearly aren't yours.

Next night, they come in and it would appear they have carpet burns on their knees yet you have wooden floors!

What?

Surely they are having a bit of hanky panky with someone that isn't you!

Surely!?

Surely not!

They are just using the Instigated Jealousy Kit to make you believe they are getting it left, right and centre!

Awesome!

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