Excuse, do you have the time?

I have been thinking of buying a new watch.

I saw these at the weekend and thought i might get one. Will be lovely to own a Timex again, just like old times.

Anyway, whilst searching for watches i also found this.

What a brilliant thing. Although, is it really Richard?

Who in their right mind would buy one, and for what reason? Apart from looking pretty damn rock!

'Excuse, do you have the time?'

- peel back jumper revealing wrist watch thing that looks like it should be able to tell the time.

'Uh, no i can't'

------TRUTH-------

You are right Richard, it is rubbish.

Sorry to bother you.