Nice work pigeon.

Did you know that pigeons see in slow motion? Apparently about 400 frames a second.

That is why they spend so long infront of a speeding car before thinking 'shite, i might get runover, i best take off'

They are actually thinking, 'oh look, there's a car coming, hey, isn't it a nice day, wow, that car is really close, now, what shall i have for lunch, hmmmmmmmm, oh, i wonder what Derek is doing later, that car is close, bugger, i forgot to pick up Ben from Pigeon school, i wonder if Colin made it back to his coup, right, i really should take off before that car hits me, ah yes, number 34 has that lovely new bird table, i should pop round, shite, i might get runover, i best take off, now, was it leaves or branches Helen wanted for the nest' before they take off.

Pigeons are cool, cool like posh video cameras.

Well done Pigeons, i hated you, but now i don't hate you so much.