R.E.S.T.E.C.P!!

I was in The Butcher & Grill this morning. For those not in the know it is a fine fine meat Emporium down here in Battersea, you basically go their to eat our bovine brothers and sisters.

Anyway, we were just having a coffee.

After enjoying my coffeee (latte) i visited the lavatory and was confronted by photos of bulls and cows and live meat.

I found this all rather odd. Generally of an evening i would go to The Butcher & Grill and eat loads of meat, then, probably, would need to either A, Urinate or 2, Deficate. This would then bring me face to face with the animals i have just shoved down my throat.

Now i know that alot of people would say that i am disrespecting the big brutes by eating them, but having to look into their cute little eyes at this prominent time is just to much for me. They should perhaps have little speech bubbles on the images saying stuff like;

'Did you enjoying my shoudler?'

'How was i?'

'Was i worth it?'

'Have you met my son?'

I wonder if it was a clever gorilla campagin on behalf of the Vegetarian Society?. If so it wasn't a very good gorilla campaign on behalf of the Vegetarian Society as i then went out at lunchtime and purchased a pork pie. Moooooo'zik to my mouth.

Butcher & Grill, please continue your great meat based work, however, please remove pictures of your victims from your toilet wall.