I was going to note down some of Bern's racist gags, but thought better of it.
Instead, i found this, which is scientifically the funniset gag around.
"Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
"The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: ‘My friend is dead! What can I do?’ The operator says: ‘Calm down, I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.’
"There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: ‘OK, now what?’"
Oh Bernard, why did you have to leave us with this, tell us some more of your racist howlers.
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