Vo-coder.

I wonder, if i did this at work would more people listen to what i say?

Possibly not.

Speaking of code, Steve Hawking has been graffing the place up a treat. The old chalk on the head trick no doubt.

Money maker.

It's all about the Fiddy.

Play with me please.

Very clever man Carlos Ulloa has created a new studio called HelloEnjoy™.

The site isn't complete, yet i still stayed there for a good 10 minutes just playing.

Playful is good, very good.

Try and spell something awfully offensive at least in some way funny.

Le Scaphandre et le papillon.

I watched The Diving Bell and the Butterfly last night.

Good lord! What an incredible A) film, and B) thing.

It is a true story about Elle editor Jean-Dominique Bauby who suffers a stroke and is left totally paralyzed apart from being able to blink his left eye. He is basically trapped in his own body.

Anyway, with the help of others and his left eye he writes a book about what he is going through, this was then obviously made into a sensational film.

The Director, Julian Schnabel does an incredible job of piecing the entire thing together and making you really feel like you are in Jean-Do's head, trapped with him.

Amazing and inspirational in so many ways, hire the VHS and watch it now.

50 yippie!

I am getting so close to completing the task.

I got the 50p at the weekend whilst in Winchester.

My friend Barney and i had a curry, it was £28.45.

I said i would pay on card, he wanted to pay cash.

He, Barney, then rustled around in his pockets and gave me 14 pounds something. Amongst the something was this 50p, of which he hadn't noticed until it was in my possession.

Now, originally i said you could not ask fiends or family to check their change, but i think this is fine. A transaction had taken place.

If someone does however feel strongly about this then please let me know and i will discard it and find another, but please be aware, it has taken me over 6 months to get to where i am now.

Come to Daddy little 2p, come to daddy!

Earl Okin.

I have just seen this.

I like Earl's mango styles.

I am guessing this clip is from 1986 judging by the falt top of the kid in the first frame.

Thanks Earl.

Fight fight fight........

I have been thinking about whether or not to go down to Bank for a scrap, not sure?

Then i started thinking about things i am upset about at the moment.

If i am going to go I want something original to fight about, i want my own chant, my own message. There are alot of people down there just fighting for the hell of it, i want a cause.

Obviously people are cross with the economy, cross about Iraq, upset about Banks, but i want something original to fight about.

Thinking about it I bought a whisk from Ikea the other day, and however much i wash it i just can't get bits off it as the plastic is to sticky, and now because i scrub it so much it has got rougher, thus attracting more bits.

And thinking about it, that makes me really cross!

Yeah, right, that's it!

You f*&king sh*ts! F*&k you Ikea! I'm f*&king off! Well cross. Coppers are going to wish Ikea had thought long and hard before putting that whisk on sale.

Watch the TV tonight, you might see me ramming my whisk into plods face, and if you have any grievances why not come and have a fight.