Death of the Swiss.

Does this spell the end of the Swiss Army Knife?

I do hope not.

Oh yes, The Ouch Pouch.

'Making breaking your arm fun'

Xbox v Polar.

Xbox or Playstation should team up with Polar to make controllers that check you heart rate, sweat levels, adrenalin etc.

Then as you play games they change according to how excited, relaxed, enthralled you are.

Imagine! Rather than your controller rumbling when your character gets knackered, you getting knackered makes it rumble.

All this data then gets uploaded so you get an overview of how excited/thrilled/tense the world is right now.

Then, all the date feeds a global chart of the most exciting game to play or the number 1 game for fear, etc etc.

I know you can get this for Wii already, but Wii ain't for the serious gamer.

Let's make it!

Palmer & Son.

Some most wonderful bags from Palmer & Son.

I will be getting myself one.

Sorel v Bape.

So i purchased a pair of Sorel 1964's and i got me a pair of Bape Bapesta Ursus, then they both come together and bring out these ladies.

I could have saved some money with my Sorel/Bape all in one.

The 1964 Sorels are still way better.

Cokia.

'All this talk is making me thirsty'
David said after a long call to his Mother.

'Didn't you recently purchase one of those new Nokia phones that runs on Coke dear?'
His Mother enquired.

'Yes, you are right, i did'


Lovely yes yes.

Sorel 1964's.

I just got me a pair of these.

They are blimin brilliant!

Come on snow! You want some!

I feel like Sherpa Tenzing, wonder if i will now get a free house and a key to Britain?

OP-1.

A lovely little controller for any sequencer you might wish to control.

I might buy one just because it looks super nice.

Well done Teenage Engineering.

Bapesta URSUS.

The search has been long and hard, but it is over.

For the last 3 months i have been trying to find a lush pair of trainers.

Looked all over, and finally it is over.

The Bapesta Ursus has been purchased.

They are flippin lush!

Adidas Stormtrooper.

Adidas Originals have teamed up with Star Wars to make some well posh trainers and ting..

I will be get me some stromtrooper trainers i can tell you now!

The Adidas O.

Lush new boots from Adidas.

They do appear rather pricey at £170.

My my my.

Pogoplug.

Loving the look of these new external drives.

Dead nice.

Saving Grace.

Grace is the first street legal e-motorbike, whatever that is.

It looks lush.

E-motorbikes rock, again, whatever they are.

Leica x Hermes M7.

Hermes and Leica have come together to make this little beauty.

Ain't she rad, i'd expect rad for $14,000.

Udder genius.

I think i love this.

Mooooosic to my ears.

Blow me.

Saw these on Sunday, they are amazing, and look totally beautiful.

Well doen James, oh and they are £199.

Flaming belt.

Who wouldn't want a belt with a lighter in?

I bet Guy Fawkes wishes he had had one.

'Now, where did i put them matches, hmmm?'

'Bugger, the rozzas, scarpa!'

Reebok Solebox X.

More Reebok Pumps to celebrate 20 years.

Light'm up!

£1,000,000.00.

A Queen's Jubilee Billiard Table and Black Walnut Cue Cupboard you say?

For a cool mil?

Go on, push the boat out, treat yourself, nothing like potting a long pink into the brown pocket. I can smell the joy from here!

1,683,307 dollars. (little finger held to right corner of mouth)

Sail away sail away sail away.

Some really nice things made of sails.

Smashing nice.

Headphones.

I am sitting here with my little headphones in listening to John B and i was thinking to myself...

...blimey, i wish i had a pair of headphones that had the first-of-its-kind custom tuned 6mm dynamic driver which delivered striking clarity and a bass impact you can feel with siam rosewood body for unique sound and style with patented detachable cable, wireless ready with Kleer wireless system and had a custom sized flange option for unparalleled fit and comfort.

Ah, look, as luck would have it, i can get all of this with these.