Biggest skid ever.

Uh, what the hell is going on here.

'Well, ahhh, i ahhhh, felt a little bump, and ahhhhhh, i thought i had hit a rabbit' (Said in slightly East European accent)

The Light Fantastic.

Hugo Chavez is getting all the light bulbs in Venezuela changed.

A massive force are sweeping the nation taking old light and adding new.

How brilliant.

Google is piste!

I have been on holiday, to the Alps, i lost my camera, so i have no photos, but it doesn't matter, as we have this, and now i am happy, happy again.

I am also even happier as the Winter Olympics starts this weekend.

Come on Eddie!!

Welcome back Richard, thanks very much.

Haiti.

An amazingly immersive yet somber visualization of the destruction in Port-Au-Prince.

Ouch.

Give here if you want to.

Trends and Technologies map.

This is worth a little look, although Mike Treder certainly had way to much time on his hands, way to much.

Oh yes, and Mike suggests that the first Internet Courtroom won't be around until 2035.

Wake up and smell the Double Ristretto Venti non-fat Organic Chocolate Brownie Frappuccino extra hot with foam and whipped cream upside down double blended, Judge Judith will have it sorted way before then!

I am 12,999 days old.

We were talking.

Why don't we celebrate key day milestones in age?

'Happy 10,000 days old'

'You made 1000!'

Jeanne Calment of France lived for a staggering 48,705 days!

That does indeed sound way more impressive than 122 years.

Tomorrow i am 13,000 days old, i'll be having myself a little celebration.

Best spaam ever.

Got this this morning.

Bless them, they try so hard, trying the old 'From the Windows Live Team' line, and they spell it wrong.

Bless them all, all of you scamming c*^ks!

Wood'en eye!

I was in the Lake District at the New Year and we drove past this.

It's a bleedin wood! That 'we' could buy!

£55,000 for 7 acres of wonderful glorious woods and meadows.

Anyone in?

Might Blundell and i have discussed getting 55,000 people to help save the world by all giving a quid.

Watch this space. Soon i might be the proud owner of some trees and grass, much better than bricks and mortar.

Banuary© once more.

Happy Christmas to you.

Happy New Year to you.

You may have noticed that All Hale has been low on hilarious and fresh content recently.

This has been mostly because i have been interacting in the real world and not slumped in front of a desktop publishing machine.

I am now however slumped in front of a DPM so All Hale lives once more.

All hail!

And as i am here i may as well tell you that Banuary© is back.

No booze, no snacks, no shit for one month. 3 days in, feeling good.

So, if you are around and fancy a cuppa tea then please get in touch, we could even push the boat out and go Peppermint.

'Well back All Hale'.

Thanks.

The Known Universe.

This is a short film created by The American Museum of Natural History plotting everything they know about the universe.

Apparently is zooms out 13.7 billion light years!

Back off Hawking, these people know way more than you.

O Mob.

I have only just seen this.

How wonderful it is.

Thank you Oprah Windy.

The 12 Bells.

This is a very very sad week, for The 12 Bells in Cirencester closed.

For years it has been my favourite pub.

For years Bob has served brilliant food and beer.

For years girls asking for shorts were frowned upon.

For years it has been Gloucestershires pub of the year.

And now, it has gone.

Whilst millions and millions of pounds are wasted by the Government, instituations like this die. It just isn't right. It just isn't fair.

So many stories of brilliant nights, days.

Thank you Bob, thank you The 12 Bells, you made my life better.

Decode.

Decode is an exhibition running and the V&A.

'Decode is a collaboration between the V&A and onedotzero, a contemporary arts organisation operating internationally with a remit to promote innovation across all forms of moving image and interactive arts'.

Could be good.

Katie Stallone.

Have you noticed that Jordan, sorry, Katie, is starting to turn into Jackie.

Jordan + Katie = Jackie.

It's written in the stars.

Happens to the best of them.

Batmobile.

For sale.

1966 Batmobile.

Full service history. FFSR. New mats. Flame thrower. Bat Beam. Batphone and Batcomputer. 1 careful owner.

Offers.

Have you seen Batman?

Point Break.

Oh rubbish!

I have only just remembered that Pat Swayze was in Point Break, and i am sad.

Love that film.

Thanks Patrick, you were ace.

Caster Semenya.

This story is brilliant!

There's this bloke called Caster Semenya who has passed himself off as a girl and is now the new world women's 800m champion.

The governing body have gone 'hang on, you are a man' He has obviously put on a women's voice and gone 'no i'm not, i like Lisa Stansfield and everything'.

They now want him to do a gender check.

Just pull his pants down governing body.

If he has a dong then ban him, if he has a bottom then congratulate her.

Excellent!

It's over.

It is that time of year again.

Generally i am a pretty chipper chap, but it is around this time of year when i get low and sad.

It isn't the weather, nor is it the fact that the nights are getting darker already.

It isn't the books i choose to read, or the music i listen to.

No.

It is the fact that the f'cking football season is back!

Every year i loathe it more and more!

I have loved the cricket, the swimming, the tennis, the golf, even the f*cking F1!

But here we go, every leading sports news story from here til June will be about football.

Even winning the ashes will probably be eclipsed by whether Steve Coppell is going to buy the brown or black leather sofa from DFS.

I now officially hate football, it has been on the cards for the last 4 or 5 years, but it is now fact.

Football, fact off!

The Sarlacc Pit.

Who didn't enjoy The Sarlacc Pit?

Han, shooting, Chewy, holding, Lando, falling, Boba Fett, dying, all because of The Sarlacc Pit.

Well, now you can get one of your own.

What a sheer pleasure.

The Stal Inn.

Apparently, The Wrestlers in Highgate, London is selling Madeira sweet sweet wine that once belonged to Joseph Stalin.

Just like old Jo, i wonder if it will leave a soar taste in your mouth? Probably not...