Flat World.

I went to Norway last week, had an amazing time, although paying £18 quid for a pizza was rather extreme, anyway, it was ace.

Whilst there, Barney and i got thinking.

What would the world map look like if you flattened all the countries?

Imagine if the countries were made of plasticine, what shape would they be if you rolled a rolling pin over them so all the mountains and peaks flatten out, above is a what Norway could well look like.

And, with that in mind, which is the country that would spread over it's borders the most?

Would someone like to make this map for me?

Please?

And then the girlfriend and i got thinking, how many pixels was she? (of course in 72dpi)

Again, would someone like to make me a pixel camera?

Once more, please?

Phonkers.

You each get a copy of Phonkers (working title, this could change) on your special clever phone and then you link them so that the game knows that the 2 of you are playing together.

Then as you swing and try and hit your mates Conker so the phones gyroscope kicks in to check how good your angle and speed is, if all this is good then you hit your mates conker and of course cause damage. If your angle of attack was rubbish or not powerful enough you won't hit.

The game goes on until one of the conkers is destroyed and of course that person registers a win and gets a 'one-er'.

Just like in conkers you take on the score of the opponents conker when destroyed.

You then build up your conker again, as in the real game.

Google Maps Envelopes.

Real Google Mail.

How wonderfully super.

Thanks Jim.

Xbox v Polar.

Xbox or Playstation should team up with Polar to make controllers that check you heart rate, sweat levels, adrenalin etc.

Then as you play games they change according to how excited, relaxed, enthralled you are.

Imagine! Rather than your controller rumbling when your character gets knackered, you getting knackered makes it rumble.

All this data then gets uploaded so you get an overview of how excited/thrilled/tense the world is right now.

Then, all the date feeds a global chart of the most exciting game to play or the number 1 game for fear, etc etc.

I know you can get this for Wii already, but Wii ain't for the serious gamer.

Let's make it!

Young me/Now me.

A wonderful little idea.

I think i am going to have to find some old photos.

Lovely.

Delightful.

Floater.

An idea to make floating islands, no better way to deal with rising sea levels.

Rock on!

C-Mon & Kypski.

C-Mon & Kypski have come up with a cute little idea to help make their new video for 'Less is More'.

All you have to do is go here, turn on your webcam, strike a pose, then reap in your one frame of fame.

iPhone hand warmer.

A brilliant thing.

Some clever buggers have created a little app that thrashes the iPhone processor thus heating up the phone so that you can then use it as a hand warmer and of course then warm them dannies.

It might mean you have to buy a new phone every couple of weeks, but hey, the price you pay for warm hands.

Play the mobiles.

Apparently this is live in LBi's reception.

You can play it here.

They should have made the keys light up so you can simply follow and play songs, instead you just end up trying to annoy them.

Anyone good with code and can make it play horrid things all day long?

Naughty Richard!

Stealth Switch.

Super idea.

A USB based switch that sits under your desk and brings up work related things when someone of authority walks by.

Well done.

Tracka.

Ace thing from Poke.

Imagine if it were real.

Barcode Battlers.

I have had an idea.

Bring back Barcode Battler that the kids play as you tour the Supermarket.

Simply put you create an app that works out scores based on barcodes. So each product has it's own score. You then pit 2 products against each other.

So, as you shop so the kids play.

Frosties v Coco Pops!

Robinsons Squash v Ribenna!

Healthy v Un-healthy!

It could even become educational.

Could be an ace thing to keep the kids busy as you shop. A good reason to go to the supermarket.

Anyone want it? Anyone work for a supermarket?

Mini Defender.

Some nice person has gone and made little models of arcade machines, how awfully thrilling.

Congrats Big J.W.

Football Hero.

To advertise the release of Kasabian's new single Underdog, they made this.

No idea why, or what the relevance is, but it's nice.

Hamming it up.

More magic from Improv Everywhere.

Thank you please.

Rock on!!

Brilliant, fantastical, awesome.

A rocking chair where rocking powers the light.

Lovely in every way.

The deepest bin.

A lovely thing from VW. I wish i had had this idea.

Brother of musical stairs.

Bike plus.

I love bikes!

I love beer!

I love the Hopworks party bike!

Pumps made of hubs!

Drink once, drink twice, drink bike.

Speech Breaker.

Brilliant!

A wonderful thing indeed.

Very nicely done.

Thank you.

Vertical Farms.

A brilliant idea.

A farm in a city.

Lovely lovely lovely.

Who need MacDonald's when you've got Old MacDonald!

Old Maccy D!

Thanks Peter for originally showing me this.