Gold run!

I found this the other day.

'PLOP'

You can write 'PLOP' without having to take your finger off the keyboard.

Do you see what i mean? P, then down and left to L, then up and left to O, then right, back to P.

It's a bit like Blockbusters when they did a Gold Run.

I'm sure if you are clever you could indeed find some other words on the keybaord.

Thanks keys.

Isn't it nice when...

...you see something with your initials on?

I was watching some shite TV the other day, and delightful Dunst turned up in this tat film with my initials emblazoned across her chest. (see Fig A)


Fig A

I have no idea of what the feeling was that went through me when i saw delightful Dunst with my initials emblazoned across her chest, but it was certainly a feeling of some sort, perhaps it was just the fact that delightful Dunst had my initials emblazoned across her chest, but i think it was more than just groinal.

Keep your eye open and see if you have the same feeling when you see yours, and i'm sorry, but i don't think you will get your initials emblazoned across delightful Dunsts chest.

Yawning

Have you ever noticed, if you are listening to music through in-ear headphones and you yawn the music appears to speed up.

Try it.

Rather odd wouldn't you say.

Goodbye

I am Pretty Rubbish

I went to see I am Legend last night. I had read reviews and went to make my own mind up. Oh, and perhaps i should mention here that if you haven't seen it and are thinking of going, look away now - as they say on the news before Match of the day.

Well, as you might be able to tell from the title of this post i wasn't all that impressed at all.

I thought the first 50 minutes of it, when the Fresh Prince was on his own with his dog, were ok. There were some pretty nice scenes of empty NYC and you sort of got a feeling that he really was alone and his dog was all he had to keep him from going mad. Oh, and there was a great bit which brought back the fear of the dark like Blair Witch did. Wonderful.

But then, when the CGI zombies came out it just lost all appeal. In 28 Days and Dawn of the Dead the nasty folk where real people, running and paniking, you really were scared by what they could do to you, but when they are CGI it just doesn't work, the way they run, the way they looked, it was such a let down, and that ruined my experience.

The film did hold together in the second half, there was a great bit with zombie dogs, but i think it could and should have been so much better as an overall experience. Oh, and apparently the book is totally different.

Zombie movies are so much better on a smaller budget, or like Dusk till Dawn when it is just pointless limb ripping fun.

Anyway, go and see it if you happen to find a tenner on the floor, other than that wait until it is on Channel 5 at 9 on a Sunday.

Will Smith? I don't think he will.

Gym and Tonic

Well, Banuary still roles on and it got me thinking.

They should open a gym for people like me who like booze.

Here's the clever bit. The gym also brews incredible ale and lager.

So, you get a personal trainer who uses drink as an incentive to make you workout harder.

'20 minutes more on the bike Richard and you can have half a pint of our wonderful winter warmer'

You see, you can't get this beautiful booze anywhere else but the gym, so it makes you go back there to drink their special brew.

A brilliant thought i am sure you will agree.

Here's to Gym and Tonic.

Bird turd

A bird shat almost hit me this morning.

Wasn't it lucky that it didn't!

Tele-graf

Graffiti seems to have been a theme recently.

Well i just saw this STOP

Graffiti obviously written by an old boy who thought you had to use telegram style punctuation STOP

STOP

JAN HAMMERTIME