Old things and laughing.

I went to Laughter @ Late last night at The Musuem of London.

They are ace events where comedians do their shows amongst the exhibitions at the museum.

It is very super.

I saw Richard Herring do some of his show a couple of months ago, it was jolly good.

Last night tho, it was all about Josie Long.

She is awesome, and only 26!



Go and see her, she is very funny indeed, very natural.

Thanks Josie, thanks alot.

FHMazing!

Check this out!

The front cover of FHM this month has a big boobed lady on it!

- Richard, you need to wise up, FHM always has big boobed birds on the front cover.

Yes yes, but this month, the BBB is sticking out! Like in 3D.

Its brilliant.

Go and have a look down your local WHSmiths.

And, for you information, someone at work purchased it.

Me? Me? I'd never lower myself to buy such tat, although i do love a good tit!

Tiger would!

More Tiger magic!

Is it real?

Awesome work!

'I hate you'

Not necessarily a fan of Jerry Seinfeld, but this is very funny indeed.


Well done everyone involved.

Email is ruining comedy!

First Brand and now Clarkson!

Poor old Beeb is getting a hammering at the moment.

And it is only because now it is so easy to complain.

What ever happened to Points of View where you had to write a letter of worthwhile content, get a stamp, lick an envelope and then walk 3 miles to a Post Box, probably getting attacked on the way their.

Now, as we saw with Brand & Ross, people are online reading about it, quickly opening up their email, typing 'i agree with them' and then pressing send.

Complaining is an art, that you should take time over.

30,000 people didn't complain, they jumped on the brandwagon and just said 'me too'.

'me too'

See how easy it is.

...and i bet they had no idea what they were complaning about.

Rudy leaves!

I love autumn.

Infact I love every season. But, I love autumn.

The frosty mornings.

The cold evenings.

Seeing yourself breathing.

The crisp blue sky.

Kicking your way through piles of burnt orange leaves.

Oh, no no no Richard, not in Surbiton '2nd only to New York as the place to be seen this autumn'.

The council have taken upon themselves to clear up all the leaves more or less as they fall.

Now, I pay my council tax, and am very happy that they are spending money cleaning up where I live, but don't take the leaves.

The place looks odd.

The trees are naked, as are the pavements.

It doesn't feel autumnal.

Will they take the snow in winter, remove the daff's in spring. I can see the sign welcoming you to Surbiton.

'Welcome to Surbiton. Keeping the season a secret'.

Ken from Kingston council, if you are reading this, please stop taking our leaves, they are happy in Surbiton '2nd only to New York as the place to be seen this autumn' keeping hedgehogs warm and dry.

Perhaps leaves are big on the black market and these people are leaf rustlers thieving our quality leaves.

That's me done.

Ze Germans!

What have the Germans ever done for us?

Well it would appear Timo Glock of Lindenfels, Germany moved over so that our dear Lewis Hamilton could win the F1 Championship.

Thanks Timo, you are a very nice German man, although i imagine Felipe (who was incredible gracious in defeat) really wants to duff you up like big style.

I think Timo Should win BBC's Sports Personality of the Year, although i am sure that will go to Zara Phillips again as she is packed full of sports personality.

Yours,

Pessimistic of Surbiton.

Oh yes, and well done Lewis Hamilton, i'm not a fan of F1, but i am a fan of your skills and things.

Bravo.