Headphones.

I am sitting here with my little headphones in listening to John B and i was thinking to myself...

...blimey, i wish i had a pair of headphones that had the first-of-its-kind custom tuned 6mm dynamic driver which delivered striking clarity and a bass impact you can feel with siam rosewood body for unique sound and style with patented detachable cable, wireless ready with Kleer wireless system and had a custom sized flange option for unparalleled fit and comfort.

Ah, look, as luck would have it, i can get all of this with these.