Best Tim ever!

I am happy to announce that i have just met Tim Lovejoy.

He was standing there in Battersea, and i couldn't help but touch him and use words to communicate with him. I was brilliant.

The Lovejoy - piss off Mcshane, please continue.

The loaf for loafing

It's a loaf of bread that contains lots of different varieties of bread!

Now that's a thought!

Stop.

Naked ladies!

I started a 6 week course of life drawing last night. It was double good!

It was such a release (excuse me!).

To be away from A3 pads and computers was so so good. I honestly can't wait for next weeks lesson.

We started just by drawing what we saw, as you would have guessed, but then he gave us the 'move the finger up and down a stick' lesson. Pre that i was pretty gash (excuse me!) but post the 'move the finger up and down a stick' talk i was very very much better, the teacher was brilliant. He kept saying 'you know what i mean'. If you shut your eyes it could have been Frank Bruno teaching us.

Hang on a minute, there were some boxing gloves hanging in the corner, and the model 'Anna' did look a bit like Henry Cooper

Everyone should draw!!

1-1.

Bobbing!

This is totally and utterly amazing!

This bunch of theatre students go to a game.

One of them, 'Rob' goes to get some food at half time, then pretends to get lost on his return to his seat. He then wanders around the stadium getting the entire crowd involved in trying to help him find his seat.

By the end everyone is watching him and not the game.

Proper good that!

Try it yourself, get lost at work and spend the day trying to find your seat, it could be hilarious!

Really hilarious.....oh dear.

What a total Blunt?

Not at all!

James Blunt on Sesame Street biggin up the triangle.



Keep it up James Blunt, there is still opportunity to get your reputation out of the gutter.

Good boy!

Well done!

'I'm out'

I was watching Dragons Den last night, love it, love it all.

Anyway, I had this idea ages ago about a chain of shops that offer you nothing more than a lovely shower, and was wondering whether to take it on the show.

Imagine.......you finish work on a Friday night, been a tough day, hot.

'Dave, lets meet in 20 minutes, Brewers Arms alright, i'm just going down to The Shower Shop for a quick freshen up'

So, Dave walks in, 'hello', it has a lovely ambience, good tunes, lots of attentive staff, smells lovely.

He picks his shower,

£3 will get him a standard shower.

A fiver gets Dave a lovely shower and his clothes freshened up, come back smelling nice.

£7.50 gets him a proper good shower down, you know, big walk in beast, couple of heads. Double lush.

Tenner and Dave is in wet heaven. Sky Sports. Music. Telephone. Proper style. Ironed briefs, its a simple joy.

You can even buy the showers if you so fancy, so it could be a try before you buy too.

So, each shop could have 20 to 30 different cubicles for punters to use. Decor is modern Swedish happiness. Loads of well dressed staff, you can even have drinks delivered to your shower.

There will also be tiny outlets in train stations, etc.


I'm looking for £200,000 for a 25% stake.

'I'm in'

That ain't shouting!

I went to the Rugby World Cup over the weekend. It was totally awesome, even if we didn't win.

My problem was, the wrong team won, and thus, the wrong team celebrated.

Now, i filmed the final whistle and the South Africans had no idea how to celebrate the win. There was no flag waving, no hugging, no real screaming, it was all very very muted indeed.

I was in Cardiff to see France destroy New Zealand and the atmosphere at the whistle was incredible! Full on party shouting madness Frenchmen!

It is for this reason that i think they should have an inquiry and we should be crowned winners, on the grounds that they didn't celebrate enough!

Even outside after the match, there was nothing amazing going on. We would have been going mad for it style lording screaming, the South Africans did nothing, maybe a few shouts, and perhaps one or two, yays.

A new rule in Rugby. If you don't celebrate a win enough you can have that win removed.

And whilst i am here, i saw this...

...John Wilkinson should advertise for the church.

Let us pray.

Thanks World Cup Rugby.

Thanks