Haiti.

An amazingly immersive yet somber visualization of the destruction in Port-Au-Prince.

Ouch.

Give here if you want to.

The Queens Speech.

Funny, funny it is.

More Buxton funny.

Buxton funny!

Thank you delightful Rachel Hunt, wherever you are.

Billion Dollar Battle.

Really interesting piece about Avatar v Modern Warfare 2.

Fantastic to see the the games industry is really starting to rival the film industry with how much money poeple are prepared to put into it to get a return.

Infact, in this example Modern Warfare 2 had 200 million to spend on advertising where Avatar only got 150 mil.

Interesting.

Sorel v Bape.

So i purchased a pair of Sorel 1964's and i got me a pair of Bape Bapesta Ursus, then they both come together and bring out these ladies.

I could have saved some money with my Sorel/Bape all in one.

The 1964 Sorels are still way better.

Meat-foot-balls.

Do you fancy playing with my salami?

How delightful.

Get them here.

Trends and Technologies map.

This is worth a little look, although Mike Treder certainly had way to much time on his hands, way to much.

Oh yes, and Mike suggests that the first Internet Courtroom won't be around until 2035.

Wake up and smell the Double Ristretto Venti non-fat Organic Chocolate Brownie Frappuccino extra hot with foam and whipped cream upside down double blended, Judge Judith will have it sorted way before then!

Tetris Gods.

Totally lush!

Totally lusher!

Shitmat.

Can't stop listening to Shitmat's album 'One foot in the rave', and i do think you will agree that it is one of the best album names ever!

It is a most excellent album, well, that is if you like a bit of naughty jungle.

The New Crocs.

Crocs where cool when they first came out, i managed to get my Sister a pair way before they went bonkers.

Anyway, Native are surely the new Crocs.

I think you will find i am going to be getting myself a pair of these before they too go bonkers.

Legoclick.

Super little animation.

Nothing much more to say.

Just looks nice.

Points you here, where you also get this.

Nike True City.

Nike are releasing an app that apparently makes the hidden visible.

Be interesting to see what it does when it goes live in on the 14th of Jan.

Perhaps carriers need to use this app at security points in airports?

Anyway...

Light Touch™.

I rather like the look of this.

Although not sure how you would use it on the move, back of peoples heads?

The Third & The Seventh.

A wonderfully rich little film totally computer generated.

Master Alex Roman has created some glorious architectural spaces made to look very through the lens.

Grand, just grand.

I am 12,999 days old.

We were talking.

Why don't we celebrate key day milestones in age?

'Happy 10,000 days old'

'You made 1000!'

Jeanne Calment of France lived for a staggering 48,705 days!

That does indeed sound way more impressive than 122 years.

Tomorrow i am 13,000 days old, i'll be having myself a little celebration.

The Road.

I went to see The Road.

What a joyous occasion, even if the joyous occasion was somewhat harrowing and uncomfortable.

Do go and see it.

A disaster movie like no other disaster movie i have seen.

No crashing planes, no burning women, no CGI waves, no aliens or UFOs. Nothing.

And that nothing makes it the brilliant cinemographic occasion that it is.

Bravo.

Cokia.

'All this talk is making me thirsty'
David said after a long call to his Mother.

'Didn't you recently purchase one of those new Nokia phones that runs on Coke dear?'
His Mother enquired.

'Yes, you are right, i did'


Lovely yes yes.

Sorel 1964's.

I just got me a pair of these.

They are blimin brilliant!

Come on snow! You want some!

I feel like Sherpa Tenzing, wonder if i will now get a free house and a key to Britain?

Consollection.

Apparently this is every consle ever made.

Rudy lovely.

We had the above Philips G7000, it was rudy ace.

My Granny was very good at the golf game.

Wonderful!

Sick! as a Parrot.

Is this fo'real....?!

Fo'sho!

G Force!

Nice little app that measures the G force you are experiencing.

I would love to know what G's i pull when i lift my first pint after Banuary has concluded.

The best G Force ever.

Best spaam ever.

Got this this morning.

Bless them, they try so hard, trying the old 'From the Windows Live Team' line, and they spell it wrong.

Bless them all, all of you scamming c*^ks!

C-Mon & Kypski.

C-Mon & Kypski have come up with a cute little idea to help make their new video for 'Less is More'.

All you have to do is go here, turn on your webcam, strike a pose, then reap in your one frame of fame.

Lego photos.

Pretty cute little app that turns your photos into little Lego layouts.

Nothing more than that really.

Get it here.

Parkourrrr blimey!!

Creativity is a most brilliant thing.

Lush!!

Thank you Saggy Armpit.

Army of Two come to London.

Army of Two pop in to London, could and should have been better than this, good try tho, nice work.

Wot no Nelsons Column penis gags.

iPhone hand warmer.

A brilliant thing.

Some clever buggers have created a little app that thrashes the iPhone processor thus heating up the phone so that you can then use it as a hand warmer and of course then warm them dannies.

It might mean you have to buy a new phone every couple of weeks, but hey, the price you pay for warm hands.

Wood'en eye!

I was in the Lake District at the New Year and we drove past this.

It's a bleedin wood! That 'we' could buy!

£55,000 for 7 acres of wonderful glorious woods and meadows.

Anyone in?

Might Blundell and i have discussed getting 55,000 people to help save the world by all giving a quid.

Watch this space. Soon i might be the proud owner of some trees and grass, much better than bricks and mortar.

Banuary© once more.

Happy Christmas to you.

Happy New Year to you.

You may have noticed that All Hale has been low on hilarious and fresh content recently.

This has been mostly because i have been interacting in the real world and not slumped in front of a desktop publishing machine.

I am now however slumped in front of a DPM so All Hale lives once more.

All hail!

And as i am here i may as well tell you that Banuary© is back.

No booze, no snacks, no shit for one month. 3 days in, feeling good.

So, if you are around and fancy a cuppa tea then please get in touch, we could even push the boat out and go Peppermint.

'Well back All Hale'.

Thanks.