Everything is ok.

I saw this chap on Oxford Street.

He was using irony to tell us that we were more beautiful for plastic surgery, that we were better for using pricey moisturiser, that we should go to Selfridges and spend spend spend.

He was aggressively telling us all not to wear brands, to think of the poor people in China who work for 5p a day, he pointed out we are all sheep following and not thinking, he was funny mind, and he had a lovely pair of Ray Ban Aviator's, i think you can pick them up for about £60 now a days, reckon you can get them in Selfridges.