Make it stop!

If you happen to know someone at Apple can you please get in touch with them and make them stop putting these up!

They are beginning to hurt my soul!

Beautiful literature!

Again, The Sun deliver! I reckon you could find something special in every edition of The Sun's works.

Swap Meat

An ace idea from Coudal Partners.

They want to make you happy by sending you stuff. Swap your stuff with their stuff and you can both be happy. Such a good plan!!

Have it here

And as we are on meat, i just can't get enough

Mechanically Reclaimed Meat.

Some funny little bits in here. Go to 0.44 for some proper Joey!

Astro-tuff!

So, its artificial grass, yet, cleverly, it appears, that it knows how to grow weeds! That is damn right right clever. Do you think you need to throw artificial weed killer down?

We all love a Miner!

Nuts in May

Directed by Mike Leigh. Watch as Kieth goes mental! This is very special!



Hear the wonderful song

Poke Her!

A game for 4 or more players at the pub.



Get 5 different flavours of Gary Lineker's Walkers crisps (as they all look pretty similar).

Put them all into a pile in the middle of the table, mix thoroughly.

Without smelling, fingering or examining any of the crisps pick out 5 and place them infront of you, everyone does the same.

You then must put money on the hand you think you have.

One by one you eat the crisps and work out your hand.

Here is the hand ratings, Four of a Kind beats them all.

Five of a Kind. eg. 5 x Cheese and Onion
Full House. eg. 3 x Salt and Vinegar, 2 x Bacon
Flush. eg. 1 of each of the 5 flavours
Three of a Kind. eg. 3 x Chicken
Two Pairs. eg. 2 x Cheese and Onion, 2 x Bacon
One Pair. eg. 2 x Chicken

The person with the winning hand takes all the money.

Once you have finished a few hands celebrate by eating and drinking more.

Spag Bog Condensed!

Bow down at thy meat font!

Tin Tin

Nothing better than a bit of French!

Its's a fackin Light Sabre!

I remember, when i was about 12, i so wanted to own this big white tube with a torch attached to the end. They called it a Light Sabre. I now know it was not!

Lego-ver

Can't keep them Danes down.

Release the Yeast

You didn't did you! Guinness and Marmite! I reckon there cuold be others! Special Brew and Peanut Butter! Hale yes!



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Optimus 'not in his' Prime

I saw this shit Transformer sitting around on the streets in Chelsea. Them Decepticoms have really let themselves go.

Love the fact he has his stand down.