Slap chop!

The magic of slap chop!

'Watch this, you're going to love my nuts'

Awesome, more awesome is the clips from this. What an LP!

I'm falling!!!!

Have yourself a little look at this.

I did a little sickie in my mouth as i thought for a moment i had fallen out of a plane, not sure how i got in the plane in the first place, but my brain isn't that good so could have happened somehow.

Lego candles.

Without fire we would all be dead.

Fire is good, of course not so when people are like hurt and stuff.

Anyway, fire is good, Lego is good, Lego candles are good+.

Thanks good+.

No Simon Amstell!

I was just looking to see if Amstell is on Twitter as i like his style of talking and sentence construction using words and phrases and i found out that 3,134 people are at the moment being let down because he isn't saying anything.

Have a look and see if you can find someone who is disappointing more fans.

I think there needs to be a word created for this phenomena. A bit like a Googlewhack.

Twuthing.

Twitterrible.

Any suggestions welcome.

Dick. Head Chorister.

You might be aware, you might not, but i joined a choir last month.

We practiced last night and one of the ladies recorded the event on her phone.

And here it is.

We are on Britain's got Talent in 3 weeks time.

And, i am so proud of myself as i have no idea what that Boyle women sounds like, i have made it so!

Pig Flu.

A company called Skyskraper have started to create t-shirts relevant to current media events.

A good idea, i like it.

A good idea, i like it until you see that 'will ship to you within 28 days' making it very much not current media events.

Good try Skyskraper.


Next!

Cuckoo clocking.

I have always wanted a proper old school authentic cuckoo clock that smells of Germany and has little bits of Black Forest Gateau on it.

But i must say there is something about these that i rather like.

Perhaps it is just the guns and death.

Anyway, as you were.