You me bum bum train.

Very very sad you didn't tell me about this!!

I am not happy with you! At all!

You cow!

And you cow!

And you cow!

Thanks cows.

Ducati 620ie. For sale.

I am selling my most wonderful Ducati 620ie.

I have had her a year, and have ridden her about 5 times. She is a 2004 plate.

She has done roughly 4,000 miles and has just been MOT'ed and serviced.

I bought her after having a bad crash, but haven't enjoyed riding again. So she is off.

Contact me for more details.

Goodbye my love, goodbye.

Pain in the arse.

It was what back gardens were made for.

Rad!

Monster trucks.

Let God have a go.

Super.

Mr Clock.

A clock that only gives you the time when you look at it, when you aren't looking it larks about.

Lush.

Thanks Mr Clock.

Beardyman is funny.

I like him.