Lovehates™

I know that you can get Love Hearts that say things like, 'Get Lost' 'Don't be mine' and they have there own packaging and are sold separately, but, imagine if you got nasty Love Hearts in amongst nice Love Hearts!



I think we need to find a disgruntled staff member to realise the dream.

You big Wall-e!

Well, who'd of thought?

Last night, i openly paid 18 pounds for myself and the lovely girlfriend to go and watch a rom-com at the local picture house, it was my choice, and it was a good choice!

I happily sat for over an hour watching love blossom. It was splendid! I almost cried.

Anyway, pull yourself together fat boy!

Wall-e is awesome!

Ok, it is a little love story, but you don't go for that, you go for everything else.

The animation is incredible, so so considered, very sophisticated, and so so imaginative.

The cinematography is astounding, you get a real feeling of scale, and some of the shots where copied from others films. (There is a bit when Eve pops a cap and it looks like a scene from Se7en).

The technology bits are totally awesome to! The girl (I think) called EVE (Extra-terrestrial Vegetation Evaluator) who big Wall-e falls for is straight out of the Bang & Olufsen catalogue of 2043, although she does look more like a well posh Apple computer. What she can do and how she moves is just awesome. And like i mentioned she has a massive gun!! Oh yes!!

It is just magic at every level. The insight into how humans will turn out is brilliant too.

All in all you should really go and see this on the big screen. I bet you could see this 4 or 5 times and pick up so much more. They must have hidden so many little bits in their.

At one point Wall-e gets rebooted and it is the sound of an old Mac Classic starting up. I laughed out load, as did another bloke. I felt sorry for him, i am sure he felt sorry for me.

Anyway, go and see it.

Next stop, 'P.S I Love You'

Goodbight.

Hellboy 2 virals?

Do you see this last week?

Then this this very morning?

Is this marketing collateral for Hellboy 2 where dozens of mythical creatures roam the earth?

Is it?

Expect more things to break over the next couple of days.

'Large octpus pulled from sea of Scotland'

'34 ton beast found dead near Hull'

By the way, if you haven't seen the first Hellboy you are missing out on one of the best 'Superhero' movies of all time!

Ahhhh crap.

....more.....i just found this too!

Toxophilite!

I managed to grab some 'me' time this morning so watched the final of the womens archery.

I am certainly getting caught by the 'Olympic Bug', although with everything that is going on in China, you know, it wouldn't surprise if there is special things in the picture making me like it more. Hmmmmmm, Olympics.....

....Anyway, I was thinking,

'Surely we could easily fashion a future archery winner?'

We have people, some clever people, some dedicated people, with strong fingers. It wouldn't be hard to find our very own toxophilite.

And then I heard something from the commentator that has assured me that we will never have a female Olympic Gold winner. No way!

South Korea have built an exact replica of the Archery field being used at the Olympics in China. It is exactly the same so that all the competitors get used to every camera, stand, blade of grass.

'Yes, but what about the crowd, they won't be used to that would they?'

Don't be so silly. Apparently they get thousands of kids to come and watch the archers, and all they do is shout and scream, thus teaching the Koreans to focus on what they are doing, winning!

Imagine that happening here.

I'm sure we have a very nice archery facility, probably somewhere in the Midlands. Bet you can even buy cans of Coke from a drinks dispenser, couple a quid a go, sit on those nice chairs for your lunch, but can you see us going to all that trouble of shipping in loads of kids. No no no.

We would just pull people off the street, probably some non believers.

'Oi, twat with the bow and arrow, do you think you are f&ckin Robin Hood or sumfin? C*&ts!

Rory, you were right, dedications what you need.

(And just in case you didn't know the history of the Two Finger Salute, read on.)

Uhhh, yeah, like uhhh...

...this is obviously the most amazing thing ever seen.

I love creative people, they make me smile, massively!

Watch this, it will better your life!


Thanks Joshua Allen Harris, you have made me happy, although you do have a name that sounds like an Estate Agent which i don't see as a problem at this moment becasue i admire you.

Just go away! Leave me alone!

I am sooooo over football.

There have been so many sporting occasions over the last couple of months that I don't think we need football anymore. Footballers, you can now go.

I DID actually enjoy the football World Cup, and I think it was because we weren't in it.

Wimbledon was good. That grumpy Scottish man did well.

There have been 2 golf majors, of which a bloke from over this side of the pond won both.

That has been loads of cricket, most of it very good, I even am getting relatively excited about F1, I guess because of the Hamilton’s, Christine and Neil.

And now the Olympics is here. I sat and watched some archery the other morning, followed by some cycling, it was simply delightful.

So I am sorry footballers, you can now leave, we don't need to no more.

Half of the problem I have is that they are over course, over paid, over indulged morons that don't play with passion, they play so they can get there next diamond earring. The people at the Olympics, the biggest sporting platform in our galaxy, perhaps, are there to compete, to excel, to achieve.

And what is more, did you hear about the 23 year old footballer who got tackled, hurt his foot, oh poor thing, and then got a payout of 4.5 million pounds because, 'he was going to be the best player in the world ever 4,' yeah, just like Wayne Rooney and Theo Walcott. It is disgraceful the amount of money that is thrown at these horrible little thugs. Not to mention Joey Barton.

BBC, you need to buy up more little sports that we are awesome at, then try and make those people stars.

Football 0 - All sports that don't include footballers, diamond, idiots and massive cash 1.

Ouch, the Sun is hot today!

Magic magic words once more from magic magic people.

Story about the Welsh lady who won a gold in the cycling yesterday.

Hurrah!

Hurray!