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Pulp F*ction.

Pulp Fiction, but only the swear words, all 429 of them.

Totally and utterly great, and you can even understand the film.

Memory Tapes

Awesome tune, pretty tight video.

Long player out next month, i will be getting that i will.

This is also a super little tune, well done Com Truise.

Tinie Travis.

Wow!!

That is just well lush!

Go Travis.

Go Tinie.

Nitro Circus Las Vegas.

Just some rad stuff going on.

3 people back flip is well smart.


Lush!

MJ ain't dead, he's alive!

There has been alot of talk about Michael Jordan recently, as a chap called Scottie Pippen suggested that another chap called LeBron James was indeed the best basketball player ever.

Now i don't really care much for basketball, but Michael and his range of sneakers played a big part in my life growing up, i even got this poster after buying a pair of Jordan 5's from Olympus Sport in Swindon, i remember the day fondly.

Anyway, I'm with Magic, well, i'm not with him...you know......with him......but i'm with him, Jordan ruled.

Still waiting for another release of these too.

Runaround now!!!!

I filmed this last night in my local Ikea.

On top of the pole was one of them cheap mashers, it would appear it was the last one in the store.

Just poo it.

As a film i like it cause it is a load of dudes doing knalry stuff, i don't like it as a brand film as it is just a load of dudes doing kanrly stuff.

Anyway, sort of well done knarly dudes.

Happiness.

Just having a quick morning reminisce.

Judge had BMX Flyer. (above)

Chris had Astro Wars.

I had Astro Blaster, which was very much like Scramble.

Amazing all.

Store Buy Out.

The dude who got a house from a paperclip went into a store in New York, and purchased everything.

He then made all the items into bespoke art pieces and put them in a gallery. He is then going to sell them all.

Incredible.

Coke float.

All is want to know is why this has not been done before now??

Why!??

Personal Jesus 2011.

Don't get me wrong, i do love The Depeche Mode, but this is rather odd.

I hope they don't just start re-releasing shit versions of smashing tracks.

Horace.

In the grand scheme of life i am really not that old, but looking at this makes me feel at least 56.

I remember playing this loads when i was little.

Whatever happened to Horace?

Dance Doncaster, dance.

Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant.

Nothing more than that to add.

Figures. Velo.

Lovely little film, lovely little tune.

Good work Figures.

Good work Entwurf.

(One of the chaps, James Delay, looks a bit like me with hair, i am jealous of his hair)

How to tie shoes.

Don't know about you, but my laces are always coming undone, i now understand why.

Do the transverse knot people, all you need to do.

By the way, i must apologise to my girlfriend for thinking she was a right dur because she always ties her shoes in an odd way, she has obviously been taught correctly to tie the stronger knot.

Thank you Terry Moore.

Ear me now!

Yeah, just me on Channel 5.

Well, my ear.

Click here to find out more about the brilliant, incredible, fascinating, celebrated, distinguished, eminent, excellent, exceptional, glorious, illustrious, magnificent, prominent, splendid, superb, Skoda Puzzle campaign.*





*Which i did.

That stinks!!

So i am always trying to come up with an idea that will make me rich meaning i never after to work again.

Well, i think i have it.

On many mornings i get to work needing a pee. So i walk into the chaps loo and innocently open a cubicle door. 8 out of 10 times i am greeted by the stink of someone else's death. It really is the most horrible thing to happen so early in the morning.

So, here is the simple solution.

In each cubicle you install a simple smell sensor. This sensor obviously will be programmed to know when the smell is so bad it should not be consumed by another human. At times like this, and when no one is in the cubicle, it simply locks the door, meaning the door will remain locked until the smell goes.

Simple as that, once the smell has abated, the door re-opens allowing you in to take a pee.

You will then never ever have to walk into another mans filth.

I reckon Theo Profaeces will be well in.

The Crossover.

Ace little film demonstrating the ballers killer move.

Nice.

Marc Newson.

I very much like the things Marc Newson designs.

I like these, and i like this.

Well done Marc, i bet you got a B+ in design O-Level.