Dragons Den

After watching Dragons Den, the one where Levi Roots showed the world his sauce, i had a great thought.

For the new series there should be a 5th Dragon, us, the public.

We should be able to show our support for an idea by going online and offering cash for a stake. So, for example, the Dragons would give 90% of the cash, then we should be able to make up the other 10%. So, i might end up giving 500 quid to Levi, for .2% of any profit he makes.

Stop, Bannatyne!

Come on Tim!

Might i suggest that we start to use the rallying cry of 'Come on Tim', when you know full well that you are onto a lost cause.

Yeovil Town v Barcelona. European Championship. In the tunnel, just before they walk out. Terry Skiverton, the captain, turns to his men, fist clenched and raised 'COME ON TIM!'. 'COME ON TIM!' comes the reply.

A skirmish in Khafji. Captain Fatima Hasan turns to the 3rd Brigade, 9th Iraqi Army Division, knowing full well that he is out numbered and out gunned, about to die. 'COME ON TIM!'. 'COME ON TIM!' comes the reply.

And might i just pass on that i do fully respect Tim Henman and what he has done.

Well done Tim.

Come on Tim!

Man'ing down!!!

And so, The Sun bursts through with yet more beautiful things.

I was going to note down some of Bern's racist gags, but thought better of it.

Instead, i found this, which is scientifically the funniset gag around.

"Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.

"The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: ‘My friend is dead! What can I do?’ The operator says: ‘Calm down, I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.’

"There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: ‘OK, now what?’"

Oh Bernard, why did you have to leave us with this, tell us some more of your racist howlers.

Please shut your face!

This is a photo of a women who was on my bus this morning.

She, like many others, was talking far far to loud as she chatted on the phone about what she was upto today. Her friend, who's name i did not catch, was doing some sort of open day, i presumed she was either setting up her stall, or was about to set it up, but, she had a 'wicked spot'. I was really pleased for her. Hope it doesn't rain.

So, i thought, let us share these people, let us shame them too.

Soon, i will create, youtalktoloud.org. Simply take a photo of the 'loudy' upload them, then we can all hate together.

Hate is good. Hate is great!

Hap 'penis'

Who would have thought.

In Second Life, when you start a new character, you have to buy a penis!

We manged to get our's free, which might explain why it looks like an indian carving.

I have pixelated the images as not to raise embarrassment to our virtual friend.

Bagging!

I saw this phenomena some years ago.

Often, whilst walking around the streets of this land you see people carrying carrier bags. Nothing odd about that i know.

But, you get the odd one here and there that obviously pick a plastic bag that is a brand way above them. This lady has probably been to Harrods once, yet carry's this bag around to make her look better than she is.


Keep your eyes open for 'Baggers'.

They are amongst us, root them out.

Jump on, bandwagan approaching.

Well i thought i would share my view on the logo for the Olympics. Now, don't get me wrong i am not the biggest fan of the one off piece, but come on, take a look at what has gone before. The Beijing logo is a load of old middle of the road gash, and Sydney 2000 is so awfully dull, yes they might reflect the nation they are in, but come on!! At least the London logo is trying to be progressive and move on. Have a point of view, don't just hate it because everyone else does. And have you heard, 'IT' causes epileptic fits! Britain, Britain, Britain!

Edinburgher and tatties

Well, there i was, enjoying a weekend in Edinburgh, with some wonderful people, and what should appear...Firsly, a temporary sign, held up by a 900gk lump of concrete.

Now, i don't mind this at all, but why do we or anyone for that matter, need to be told that it is 900kg's. Geoff Capes would have loved this mind.

Well, more entertainment ensues, then...

...this appears. Now, we all love a good Dave, but 2 on one night. Who would have thought. Sir John Sainsbury was playing just down the road but my phone ran out of film so couldn't capture the shot.

Oh yes, we rocked into the Canny Mans pub. What a smashing little boozer. Although you won't get served if you want a fight. I didn't want a fight, so got served. Anyway, i went to the lav, and look what i found...

That is a proper pub that has a nail brush in the boys bogs. Live the dream Canny Mans, live the dream!

We get to the end of the night and on walking home we stumble upon this painting in a framing shop...

I really don't think i have seen something this sad since the last ever episode of Flipper when he got chewed up by a Yamaha outboard. To think what happened to this poor family. Did she run off with the plumber. Did he elope with the secretary of the High Wycombe Golf Club. I don't know, and will never know, but i was awfully sadened with the entire situation.

Here's to Edinburgh!