All Hail the Hale

All Change.

2011-06-24T02:00:00.000-07:00

Dear Reader,

Please be aware that as of today, All Hale has moved.

He can now be found at AllHale.Tumblr.com.

This in no way effects your statutory rights, so pleased don't be alarmed.

Thanks for your time.

All Hale.

xx

Pulp F*ction.

2011-06-16T04:25:00.000-07:00

Pulp Fiction, but only the swear words, all 429 of them.

Totally and utterly great, and you can even understand the film.

Memory Tapes

2011-06-12T15:01:00.000-07:00

Awesome tune, pretty tight video.

Long player out next month, i will be getting that i will.

This is also a super little tune, well done Com Truise.

Tinie Travis.

2011-06-10T09:55:00.000-07:00

Wow!!

That is just well lush!

Go Travis.

Go Tinie.

Nitro Circus Las Vegas.

2011-06-10T02:33:00.000-07:00

Just some rad stuff going on.

3 people back flip is well smart.

Lush!

MJ ain't dead, he's alive!

2011-06-08T04:08:00.000-07:00

There has been alot of talk about Michael Jordan recently, as a chap called Scottie Pippen suggested that another chap called LeBron James was indeed the best basketball player ever.

Now i don't really care much for basketball, but Michael and his range of sneakers played a big part in my life growing up, i even got this poster after buying a pair of Jordan 5's from Olympus Sport in Swindon, i remember the day fondly.

Anyway, I'm with Magic, well, i'm not with him...you know......with him......but i'm with him, Jordan ruled.

Still waiting for another release of these too.

Runaround now!!!!

2011-06-07T04:16:00.000-07:00

I filmed this last night in my local Ikea.

On top of the pole was one of them cheap mashers, it would appear it was the last one in the store.

Just poo it.

2011-06-07T02:59:00.000-07:00

As a film i like it cause it is a load of dudes doing knalry stuff, i don't like it as a brand film as it is just a load of dudes doing kanrly stuff.

Anyway, sort of well done knarly dudes.

Happiness.

2011-06-07T00:48:00.000-07:00

Just having a quick morning reminisce.

Judge had BMX Flyer. (above)

Chris had Astro Wars.

I had Astro Blaster, which was very much like Scramble.

Amazing all.

Store Buy Out.

2011-06-02T05:02:00.000-07:00

The dude who got a house from a paperclip went into a store in New York, and purchased everything.

He then made all the items into bespoke art pieces and put them in a gallery. He is then going to sell them all.

Incredible.

Coke float.

2011-06-02T05:00:00.000-07:00

All is want to know is why this has not been done before now??

Why!??

Personal Jesus 2011.

2011-06-02T03:32:00.000-07:00

Don't get me wrong, i do love The Depeche Mode, but this is rather odd.

I hope they don't just start re-releasing shit versions of smashing tracks.

Horace.

2011-05-31T07:40:00.000-07:00

In the grand scheme of life i am really not that old, but looking at this makes me feel at least 56.

I remember playing this loads when i was little.

Whatever happened to Horace?

Dance Doncaster, dance.

2011-05-31T07:21:00.000-07:00

Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant.

Nothing more than that to add.

Figures. Velo.

2011-05-31T06:58:00.000-07:00

Lovely little film, lovely little tune.

Good work Figures.

Good work Entwurf.

(One of the chaps, James Delay, looks a bit like me with hair, i am jealous of his hair)

How to tie shoes.

2011-05-31T05:50:00.000-07:00

Don't know about you, but my laces are always coming undone, i now understand why.

Do the transverse knot people, all you need to do.

By the way, i must apologise to my girlfriend for thinking she was a right dur because she always ties her shoes in an odd way, she has obviously been taught correctly to tie the stronger knot.

Thank you Terry Moore.

Ear me now!

2011-05-31T03:53:00.000-07:00

Yeah, just me on Channel 5.

Well, my ear.

Click here to find out more about the brilliant, incredible, fascinating, celebrated, distinguished, eminent, excellent, exceptional, glorious, illustrious, magnificent, prominent, splendid, superb, Skoda Puzzle campaign.*

*Which i did.

That stinks!!

2011-05-27T15:57:00.000-07:00

So i am always trying to come up with an idea that will make me rich meaning i never after to work again.

Well, i think i have it.

On many mornings i get to work needing a pee. So i walk into the chaps loo and innocently open a cubicle door. 8 out of 10 times i am greeted by the stink of someone else's death. It really is the most horrible thing to happen so early in the morning.

So, here is the simple solution.

In each cubicle you install a simple smell sensor. This sensor obviously will be programmed to know when the smell is so bad it should not be consumed by another human. At times like this, and when no one is in the cubicle, it simply locks the door, meaning the door will remain locked until the smell goes.

Simple as that, once the smell has abated, the door re-opens allowing you in to take a pee.

You will then never ever have to walk into another mans filth.

I reckon Theo Profaeces will be well in.

The Crossover.

2011-05-26T12:32:00.000-07:00

Ace little film demonstrating the ballers killer move.

Nice.

Marc Newson.

2011-05-26T12:24:00.001-07:00

I very much like the things Marc Newson designs.

I like these, and i like this.

Well done Marc, i bet you got a B+ in design O-Level.

State Of The Obvious.

2011-05-26T12:21:00.000-07:00

Some nice things being sold at the Design Museum Shop.

If i had either an iPhone, iPad or the ability to use a pen, i might buy a thing.

Obama's in town.

2011-05-25T08:07:00.001-07:00

I had never seen this until Mr Andrew Sandoz mentioned it.

Amazing!!

Brilliant!!

Adam Buxton is one clever and decent man.

Take Shelter.

2011-05-25T05:57:00.001-07:00

I like the look of this.

Speaking of which, i went to see Win Win last week.

I had liked the look of that too, and was not let down in any way.

Thanks films.

Top Trumps!

2011-05-24T07:51:00.001-07:00

I just found these. Horror Top Trumps from the 80's.

I remember everso slightly trumping myself every time i looked at them, especially The Jailer above, horrible little man.

Well done nostalgia, 10 out of 10.

Modern Warfare 3.

2011-05-24T03:24:00.000-07:00

Volvo Police cars and tube trains, it's the relevance of this game that makes me want to buy it.

Nice.

Bit of Paris too, bake me a croissant I'll be back for breakfast.

Jellyfish.

2011-05-23T04:21:00.000-07:00

We went to Sicily 2 weeks ago and there were 2 small red jellyfish in the sea and we were told not to go in as they might sting us, we didn't go in as they appeared rather concerned.

After seeing this i don't really think we should have been that worried, unless this chap has anti-sting-skin.

Incredible.

Randy Savage no more.

2011-05-23T04:13:00.000-07:00

Sad to see Randy leave us.

Thanks Macho Man.

Mears Of War.

2011-05-23T02:57:00.000-07:00

Tell me this isn't a great franchise.

Mears Of War.

A game based in the forests of the world where you have to hunt animals, pick berries, set traps, and make shelters.

All the things Ray does in his show, you have to do in the game.

Imagine the fun you could have with Kinect as you hollow out a tree so that you can make a raft to escape.

Lets make this happen people.

Mears Of War could be on shelves by Christmas if we pull the right strings*

*String will probably made of Salix, a type of willow tree.

Spider v Ant.

2011-05-04T10:48:00.002-07:00

That's not a spider, that's a spider.

Amazing.

Avalanche!!

2011-04-26T10:16:00.000-07:00

Oh yes please!

Amazing shots of avalanche.

Equally brilliant.

Speed Climbing The Eiger!!!!

2011-04-20T02:12:00.000-07:00

Ueli Steck sets a new record climbing the Eiger's crazy arse north face, which has claimed more than 64 lives.

It takes him only 2h27min to get up the 1700 metres!!

I would take me that time to run 1700 metres!!

Incredible.

Girls and surfing.

2011-04-18T08:21:00.001-07:00

Nothing wrong with either, nice work girls, nice work surfing.

And by the way surf video makers, it's nice to see a surf video with dirty tunes, rather than just the laid back Californian/Hawaiian guitar strum tunes we are used to.

Well done all involved.

Paper Player.

2011-04-14T07:38:00.000-07:00

How awfully nice.

A paper record player.

How awfully nice.

Dick Trevithick

2011-04-13T01:51:00.000-07:00

The best Google image ever today.

Celebrating the magic of Richard Trevithick

Do you think it is someone's full-time job to create a logo every day??

I hope so.

Gameboy sounds.

2011-04-12T07:44:00.001-07:00

My world has become a better place because of this.

Thank you all who were involved in getting this to my eyes and ears.

The 64!!

2011-04-08T05:03:00.000-07:00

Back!!!

BACK!!!

Woodkid.

2011-04-07T03:32:00.000-07:00

Super nice song, super nice visuals.

Thanks Woodkid.

GoPano Micro.

2011-04-05T06:14:00.001-07:00

Record 360º video on your iPhone.

50 Bucks of backing gets you one.

Nice nice.

The Empire Strikes Cack!

2011-04-05T04:23:00.000-07:00

Has anyone seen the BBC ad for the upcoming Masters?

If not then here it is.

I know BBC are cutting budgets, but i think they need to be cutting the tongues out of people who make important decisions.

Awful.

The Reel deal.

2011-04-05T03:11:00.001-07:00

A most incredible and delightful thing indeed.

Thank you Tom McDermott of Edinburgh.

Wooden i!

2011-04-04T06:32:00.000-07:00

This is wonderful.

I love it as a thing, yet i hate it as an ad. I think brands should just be able to sponsor beautiful things, rather than try and retro fit a product into an experience, anyway.......lovely.

StreetPee.

2011-04-01T03:13:00.000-07:00

Some wonderful ideas that might help you if you are caught out and you need a wee.

Wonderfully done.

Lick the rainbow.

2011-03-30T04:44:00.001-07:00

This is very nice, this is lovely.

Thank you very much indeed.

Bik-Flick?

2011-03-25T10:11:00.000-07:00

A kick flick on a bike you say?

No no no.

Transfers.

2011-03-22T08:20:00.000-07:00

Who needs a stupid over priced (but nice) Moleskine when these are around.

Lovely in every way.

Nintendo 3Ds.

2011-03-21T10:32:00.000-07:00

This is amazing.

Do you think the banging in the background is infact his Dad making a hutch for his pet rabbit, or is he making a cage for the Mother that he has hated for the last 20 years?

Anyway, nice work 3Ds.

Girls can't do gun sounds.

2011-03-21T04:40:00.000-07:00

Ladies, don't let your fellow ladies down.

Let's hear your best guns.

Mcbess

2011-03-17T05:24:00.000-07:00

I just stumbled upon Mcbess.

Dead nice stuff, samey, but dead nice.

I am going to go here soon.

Star Wars v Pegg/Frost.

2011-03-16T09:54:00.000-07:00

Utterly brilliant.

Thanks Simon Pegg and Nicholas Frost and George Lucas and Anthony Daniels.

Street Drift.

2011-02-09T02:22:00.000-08:00

Geeky cool.

Yes please.

AlanCam

2011-02-08T03:58:00.000-08:00

Free live streaming by Ustream
We are trying to get a pigeon to come up with ideas for us.

It really hasn't proved that successful as yet.

Bike+

2011-02-07T02:21:00.001-08:00

I like motorbikes, i like beautifully shot films, i like the brilliance of people.

Here, all 3 things come together in one.

Fabulous, totally fabulous.

Rain bo!

2011-02-03T04:13:00.000-08:00

A most lovely wonderful little film, which ends up making something magic.

Rather nice indeed.

Cable Guy.

2011-02-02T03:44:00.000-08:00

Crazy man grinds the lift cables.

Lush!

Night surfing at Jaws.

2011-01-24T02:46:00.001-08:00

Totally and utterly amazing.

Well done radical people.

Chase and Status.

2011-01-09T12:31:00.001-08:00

Chase & Status 'Blind Faith' Directors Cut from Trim Editing on Vimeo.

Can't stop listening to and watching this.

Amazing.

Angry Birds for real.

2011-01-08T04:25:00.000-08:00

Smash the place up!

Nice.

Happy Christmas.

2010-12-20T06:28:00.001-08:00

To all the people who are reading this, Happy Christmas.

I hope you have a most lovely time where ever you are and whatever you are doing.

Hip hip.........

Go Azo!!! GOOOO!!!

2010-12-16T05:15:00.000-08:00

Flipping heck!

Glide Boy.

2010-12-16T02:25:00.000-08:00

Totally amazing glider action.

This ain't bad either.

Fitzy drives a Miztzy.

2010-12-14T08:46:00.000-08:00

I've a horse outside.

Nothing more to say.

Thanks Rubberbandits.

A Pot Noeldle Christmas.

2010-12-03T06:35:00.000-08:00

Very nice indeed.

So many little references, cat women, Coke, ending on Banksy.

Brilliant.

PhoneShop.

2010-12-01T07:14:00.000-08:00

A owl. 1.47.

Wheels, many wheels.

2010-11-25T03:51:00.001-08:00

Loads of cars.

I enjoy you loads of cars.

Wooden bike.

2010-11-22T06:47:00.000-08:00

Staggering bike!

Staggering bike!

EZ Grill.

2010-11-22T06:00:00.000-08:00

How advertising should be.

Rad.

Angry Birds.

2010-11-22T05:54:00.000-08:00

Most wonderful indeed.

What a treat-y.

Snazy Pac-Man!

2010-11-16T03:00:00.000-08:00

OMG!

3D iPhone.

2010-11-15T08:02:00.000-08:00

Not sure why or how this would be useful, but its jolly decent all the same.

Bravo Palm Top Theatre.

Take That.

2010-11-15T03:50:00.000-08:00

I was watching X Factor on Saturday, that is what i do.

Due to watching X Factor on Saturday i saw Take That perform their new song.

Because i saw them perform their new song i can now comment.

What a top little tune it is.

I have never been afraid to admit liking The That, and after hearing this tune i might just go buy the album.

So sue me.

Well done Take That.

iPog.

2010-11-12T04:21:00.000-08:00

Imagine. You are on the sofa and you suddenly remember you have left your phone in the bedroom or your iPad in the loo but you can't be arsed to get up to go get it.

What a pain.

In answer to this problem i have come up with iPog.

All you have to do is simply whistle and your iPhone/iPad will magically appear at your side.

iPog will soon be available to purchase.

Monty Buggershop-Hooty.

2010-11-12T01:40:00.000-08:00

Terribly funny indeed.

Good work Buxton.

Good work Sparkey.

General Levy.

2010-11-12T01:30:00.000-08:00

I forgot about this.

Kicky icky.

If he is a real General it must have been awful as he talked to his troops.

'Ok Soldiers 'icky icky' we are going to 'uh uh uh' attack from the 'booyaka booyaka' West, flanking 'uh uh uh' and then surrounding them...'

The 8pen.

2010-11-10T09:13:00.000-08:00

I got me a Desire HD, and i have just put this on her.

I am going to learn to be without Qwerty.

Bye Qwerty.

Not now!!

2010-11-10T04:45:00.001-08:00

I don't understand why phones don't have this already.

Totally brilliant little idea.

Speedflying.

2010-11-10T04:40:00.000-08:00

More ski based flying magic.

Snowly shite!

Call of Duty. Black Ops.

2010-11-09T05:32:00.000-08:00

Check it!

A remote control bomb in the game that you can buy in the internet shops.

The Trip.

2010-11-09T02:01:00.000-08:00

I can't get enough of S.Coogan and R.Brydon.

Well done BBC.

Please continue to strike and be unhappy as good things come out of your pain.

Jetman!

2010-11-09T01:56:00.001-08:00

Just Jetman really.

He is Jetman.

He has wings and does loopty loops.

Rad!!

Spoonachos.

2010-11-08T02:08:00.000-08:00

Brilliant!

Brilliant!

Brilliant!

Benga Clap.

2010-11-05T04:21:00.001-07:00

Nice little music video for Benga.

Hands are brilliant.

Cassius + App.

2010-11-05T04:02:00.000-07:00

To accompany a song Cassius also made an app.

Nothing wrong with that.

Ace.

King Kong with Tie Fighters.

2010-11-04T10:02:00.000-07:00

I like that alot, an awful lot.

Modern Dad.

2010-11-04T05:34:00.001-07:00

Dad and Son send an iPhone into space.

What better thing to do on a Sunday afternoon.

Burning rubber.

2010-11-02T09:38:00.001-07:00

He goin to fast, he burnin up.

Busted Boat.

2010-11-02T09:33:00.000-07:00

I'm sinking!!!

Oh no i'm not.

People!

2010-10-28T01:33:00.000-07:00

People are indeed awesome.

Although this person is a twat.

Dragonfly Love

2010-10-22T01:49:00.000-07:00

This film was shot totally on a mobile phone.

Damn good.

Blair Witch, i mean Troll.

2010-10-20T01:12:00.001-07:00

I was indeed recently in Norway, and indeed saw a troll, so i am rather looking forward to the release of this documentary about them.

Brilliant.

Bikeball.

2010-10-19T09:56:00.000-07:00

I have started to ride to work, it is amazing.

Whilst riding i have come up with a new game.

Bikeball.

For every person i pass i score a goal, for every person who passes me the opposition scores a goal.

This morning was a walk over, i won 7 - 0. Yesterday it was tighter ending 3 - 2.

Try it, it makes for a better ride to work, if indeed it could get any better.

Aston Martin Cygnet.

2010-10-15T01:59:00.000-07:00

Is it true, or is it actually April 1st?

If Aston Martin do indeed make a small car and it did look like the above then i would indeed be rather excited.

If however they just re badge the Toyota IQ i would think this is Aston Martin in a spot of bother.

Why would they do this?

Curtains.

2010-10-14T04:51:00.000-07:00

Most amazing indeed.

Thank you Monsieur

Sunflowers.

2010-10-14T02:35:00.000-07:00

Ai Weiwei, a Japanese artist has filled the Tate with over a million sunflower seeds.

Apparently they were all hand painted.

My my my. That is alot of hands.

Nokia Push.

2010-10-13T07:52:00.000-07:00

Bonkers amazing from Nokia.

Also available on snowboards.

Transformers are rubbish.

2010-10-13T07:28:00.000-07:00

I thought Optimus and his mates were supposed to be proper hardcore and well smart.

No no no.

Simpsons Banksy.

2010-10-11T03:31:00.000-07:00

Apparently Banksy directed this.

If so, good job.

Colour.

2010-10-08T02:39:00.000-07:00

Some stunning work for Canon by Dentsu.

Brilliant work indeed.

Well done.

Hot buns.

2010-10-07T01:24:00.000-07:00

Brilliant new campaign for Ikea.

They even made a book.

Swedes 1 Turnips 0*.

* I had a good idea. Insurance where you haggle. Anyone in?

Wake me up before you Lego go.

2010-10-05T09:52:00.000-07:00

Lush, that is it.

Jerry Lewis magic.

2010-10-05T02:52:00.000-07:00

Jerry Lewis doing great things.

Peter Griffin doing great things.