Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Horace.

In the grand scheme of life i am really not that old, but looking at this makes me feel at least 56.

I remember playing this loads when i was little.

Whatever happened to Horace?

Dance Doncaster, dance.


Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant.

Nothing more than that to add.

Figures. Velo.


Lovely little film, lovely little tune.

Good work Figures.

Good work Entwurf.

(One of the chaps, James Delay, looks a bit like me with hair, i am jealous of his hair)

How to tie shoes.


Don't know about you, but my laces are always coming undone, i now understand why.

Do the transverse knot people, all you need to do.

By the way, i must apologise to my girlfriend for thinking she was a right dur because she always ties her shoes in an odd way, she has obviously been taught correctly to tie the stronger knot.

Thank you Terry Moore.

Ear me now!


Yeah, just me on Channel 5.

Well, my ear.

Click here to find out more about the brilliant, incredible, fascinating, celebrated, distinguished, eminent, excellent, exceptional, glorious, illustrious, magnificent, prominent, splendid, superb, Skoda Puzzle campaign.*





*Which i did.

Friday, May 27, 2011

That stinks!!


So i am always trying to come up with an idea that will make me rich meaning i never after to work again.

Well, i think i have it.

On many mornings i get to work needing a pee. So i walk into the chaps loo and innocently open a cubicle door. 8 out of 10 times i am greeted by the stink of someone else's death. It really is the most horrible thing to happen so early in the morning.

So, here is the simple solution.

In each cubicle you install a simple smell sensor. This sensor obviously will be programmed to know when the smell is so bad it should not be consumed by another human. At times like this, and when no one is in the cubicle, it simply locks the door, meaning the door will remain locked until the smell goes.

Simple as that, once the smell has abated, the door re-opens allowing you in to take a pee.

You will then never ever have to walk into another mans filth.

I reckon Theo Profaeces will be well in.

Thursday, May 26, 2011

The Crossover.


Ace little film demonstrating the ballers killer move.

Nice.

Marc Newson.


I very much like the things Marc Newson designs.

I like these, and i like this.

Well done Marc, i bet you got a B+ in design O-Level.

State Of The Obvious.


Some nice things being sold at the Design Museum Shop.

If i had either an iPhone, iPad or the ability to use a pen, i might buy a thing.

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Obama's in town.

I had never seen this until Mr Andrew Sandoz mentioned it.

Amazing!!

Brilliant!!

Adam Buxton is one clever and decent man.

Take Shelter.


I like the look of this.

Speaking of which, i went to see Win Win last week.

I had liked the look of that too, and was not let down in any way.


Thanks films.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Top Trumps!


I just found these. Horror Top Trumps from the 80's.

I remember everso slightly trumping myself every time i looked at them, especially The Jailer above, horrible little man.

Well done nostalgia, 10 out of 10.

Modern Warfare 3.


Volvo Police cars and tube trains, it's the relevance of this game that makes me want to buy it.

Nice.

Bit of Paris too, bake me a croissant I'll be back for breakfast.

Monday, May 23, 2011

Jellyfish.


We went to Sicily 2 weeks ago and there were 2 small red jellyfish in the sea and we were told not to go in as they might sting us, we didn't go in as they appeared rather concerned.

After seeing this i don't really think we should have been that worried, unless this chap has anti-sting-skin.

Incredible.

Randy Savage no more.


Sad to see Randy leave us.

Thanks Macho Man.

Mears Of War.


Tell me this isn't a great franchise.

Mears Of War.

A game based in the forests of the world where you have to hunt animals, pick berries, set traps, and make shelters.

All the things Ray does in his show, you have to do in the game.

Imagine the fun you could have with Kinect as you hollow out a tree so that you can make a raft to escape.

Lets make this happen people.

Mears Of War could be on shelves by Christmas if we pull the right strings*

*String will probably made of Salix, a type of willow tree.

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Spider v Ant.


That's not a spider, that's a spider.

Amazing.