Thursday, June 25, 2009

News from Cirencester.


My lovely lovely Mum came to visit me last night, we went and sat by the river and ate food and i drank 2 pints of Heineken, having not drank for 4 days i was a bit drunk.

To segue, we were opposite Hampton Court and it was 500 years to the day that Henry VIII was made King. It was a lovely little moment.

Anyway, we were chatting and Mum started to tell me that she and my Sister and nieces where in the car heading for the garden centre when what should come around the corner but the Google car.

Mum excited exclaimed what she had seen and span the car around and started to follow it. Mum said that the car moved very quickly, so Mum was possibly being a little boy racerish.

After a while my 3 and a half year old niece told Grandma to 'stop following the car or the garden centre will be closed and they won't be able to go'.

Anyway, we now wait for the Street View of Cirencester to land so that we can see Mummy Button chasing the Google car around Stratton in Cirencester.

Well done Google, without you this story would not have been written.

The Human Printer.


This is a wonderful thing.

A bunch of people have got together to become the human printers.

Welcome home.


I've missed you.

Alot!

This is for Matilda!


Smart went and won a Cyber Leon, which is obviously rather good news.

Thanks for the PMA if indeed you did give PMA.

And relax...

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Glacier surfing!


Who needs virals when you can do it fo show.

Had enough. Stop now.


One final hurrah!?

Smart is up for a Cyber Lion.

Come on, let's squeeze every last drop out of it, push, push, breathe, and 2 and 3.........PUSH!!!!

PMA
please.

Pjorn Borg.


It's Wimbledon!

The hopes of a nation again falling on the shoulders of one man, and i thought us English weren't supposed to like the Scottish?

Anyway, come on Tim!

But, this year brings something far more entertaining, the grunting women.

It is amazing, all the different varieties of grunt. Some low, some high, some long, some short. It is brilliant, although totally unwatchable, i had to turn the sound of last night.

And, a comedy bi-product is that all your neighbours will think you are watching some filthy European DVD's. They will be checking my post everyday just waiting for the foil envelopes to arrive.

110 decibels apparently, loud as a chain saw!

Tree house!


I love trees. (well i don't really as apart from keeping us all alive they are pretty pointless)

I love houses.

I love tree houses!

Realtime 3D Airtraffic.

If this IS real then it is brilliant and every future should have one!

Special!

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Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Good God!

Parish Church of Santa Monica!

I hate to say it, but if you lean your head 45 degrees to the left it looks like it is flippin the vee's.

Heavens above!

Nice tho, very nice.

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Jega - Pitbull.

What a boss tune this is.

After 11 years it still holds its own.

Thanks Jega!

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Dino-sore-ass.

Who doesn't love a dancing brontosaurus?

Hmmmm?

Anyone?

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Well wooly worth a look.

Kate Jenkins says “anything can be created from yarn as long as it is made with love”.

Imagine getting a fishy wool bone caught in your throat!

Ouch!

Lush one Kate, lush one!

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Aaron Sims.

Some pretty niffty character designs from Aaron Sims.

Thaaron.

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A bite of the Apple.


I had a couple of thoughts last night for iPhone apps, and i even managed to retro fit old school games into them both.

Watch him go.

If anyone wants to help me make them then please get in touch, come on, let's make some cash.

Monday, June 22, 2009

iCommodore 64.


Commodore 64 app for iPhone, i'm sure it isn't the first.

Proper skills!

Lush screen.

I have entered my Keybore™ idea into a competition Firebox are running. I want them to be made as i want one!

Stories For The Starlit Sky.


I went to see Daniel Kitson in Regents Park on Saturday night.

It was wonderful.

He has written a few short stories, and using musical accompaniment he recites them under the stars.

He is doing 3 different shows over the next 3 months.

The first one was about 2 people who worked in an office sorting out all the different acts of love that go on through out the world.

I made for a lovely little tail.

Anyway, see if you can get tickets for the next 2 events, they are well worth going to.

Friday, June 19, 2009

Catch the cat!


I am more of a dog man, so it gives me great pleasure when it comes to catching cats.

Have a go!

Catch a cat!

Alan Key.

Lush!

The best know 'Alan' is Titmarsh.

Thank Pete Dungey.

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Optimus Pikey!

Nice piece created for the new Transformers movie.

Or is this always happening to scalleys and their mopeds.

Mo money, mo ped!

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Oil be back!

A pretty nice 3D animation called Oceansize.

Oil is a nasty little blighter judging by this.

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Fallen Princess.

Lovely things from Dina Goldstein.

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Thursday, June 18, 2009

Can you believe it!?

Sander van Heukelom has created some nice chairs.

Nice chairs Sander.

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Nice clock!

Antrepo Design Industry has created a stunning alarm clock.

I want one please.

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Shipping brilliant.


This is a lovely things.

A one trick pony, but a one trick pony that keeps giving.

Great use of noise sound frequencies.

Colourful stools.

We all like a nice stool, i always admire mine.

Well done Schweinchen, i'd park my over-sized behind on you.

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Ladybrokes.

Nice idea from Ladbrokes.

Created a site for Ladies Day at Ascot.

Nice thinking.

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Sony is pony!


Sony Wii.

Why?

Have you heard too, Sony are re-releasing the Betamax recorder next month? It like records TV so you can play it back whenever you want.

Clever Sony, clever Sony.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Reebok Ex-O-Fit Sneakers.

I don't like white trainers anymore, however, i don't mind black ones.

Nice

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Duffy!


Have you heard, they are trying to ban the Duffy ad as she doesn't have any safety equipment on when she is riding her bike.

I fully agree, it should be banned as 'the singer was not wearing a helmet or reflective clothing and did not have lights on her bicycle'

BAN IT! She is not wearing a helmet or reflective clothing and did not have lights on her bicycle!

BAN IT! PLLLLLLLEASE BAN IT!!


PLLLLEEEEAAAAAAASSSEEEEEEE, of course, only because she is not wearing a helmet or reflective clothing and did not have lights on her bicycle, that is the only reason i want it banned, not because it is cock awful and she is annoying, no, because she is not wearing a helmet or reflective clothing and did not have lights on her bicycle!

Imagine if a taxi hadn't see her because she was not wearing a helmet or reflective clothing and did not have lights on her bicycle! The poor thing, she might have been........who knows what could have happened.

Hello world!


This is a most wonderful thing, although i have no idea what it is.

It makes you smile alot so that is always a good thing.

Jessica Fortner.

Loving this stuff.

I like the Trolls that have given birth.

Thanks Jessica.

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Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Double Decker.


I have started travelling on the bus to get to work and i always go to the top deck, why wouldn't you, better up there ain't it?

Anyway, i spotted an opportunity.

The tops of bus stops should carry advertising that of course, due to their position, would talk to the people on the top deck, and only people on the top deck.

And then i had another thought.

These adverts should be kept a secret, so that only people on the top deck get to benefit from seeing the messages, and they are also told not to talk about it, thus keeping it a secret from everyone else.

You then become part of a special club that only you and people on the top deck know about.

Shhhhhh, don't tell anyone.

Gundamit!

Awesome!

Love it!

The world needs more massive statues of fictitious happiness!

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The Future.


Marketing magazine believe that Ali Jones of Debenhams is more influential moving forward than the chaps who created Twitter.

Well done Ali, how is your new range of men's flip flops going? Selling like hot cakes i would hope.

Monday, June 15, 2009

Stealth Dodge Challenger.

Is there a new game coming out or something, otherwise i fail to see the point of this however cool it might be, and it is well cool.

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Everything is ok.


I saw this chap on Oxford Street.

He was using irony to tell us that we were more beautiful for plastic surgery, that we were better for using pricey moisturiser, that we should go to Selfridges and spend spend spend.

He was aggressively telling us all not to wear brands, to think of the poor people in China who work for 5p a day, he pointed out we are all sheep following and not thinking, he was funny mind, and he had a lovely pair of Ray Ban Aviator's, i think you can pick them up for about £60 now a days, reckon you can get them in Selfridges.

Friday, June 12, 2009

Is it wrong of me...

...to like Little Boots?



I do hope not, she makes such lovely little ditties after all.

Cudi!

Bullet.

Dettori's Beans!

What?

When did this happen?

Why did this happen?

He's a jockey.

Whatever next?

Barry Norman pickled onions?

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Moderat.


I have only just heard of these chaps.

They are a coming together of a few electronic outfits and they are making some fine fine fine sounding tunes.

Have a listen won't you?

Come on Tim!

Best album cover ever?

BauBike.


I'm a big fan of 2 wheeled vehicles.

You just don't need 4, it's greedy.

With that in mind i rather enjoy this.

Super ain't it?

I've done it!!!!!

On September 23rd last year i set a little task to collect all the coins from a new set of designs that were put into circulation.

Well, i can now happily announce that after 281 days i have completed said task!



It feels great!

I also set up a group to collect everyones images and look what wonderful things people have done.

Karen Roe, i salute you!

Bean bag 2.0


I'm not really a fan of the bean bag.

I find them pretty unusable, but this on the other hand looks awesome!

Brilliant!

Nice watch!

Nothing like a nice watch.

Nice watch!

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Skate-cup-board.

Love these!

Taking the not wanted bit that they cut skateboards out of and turing it into useful things.

Smashing!

Isn't 'cupboard' a funny word? Cup board. Cup. Board. Cupboard.

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Bristol Banksy.


Banksy has an exhibition opening in Bristol tomorrow.

I would pop in if i was you, well, if 'you' happen to live in Bristol, Englandhampton.

He speaks!

"This is the first show I've ever done where taxpayers' money is being used to hang my pictures up rather than scrape them off," said Banksy.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Warp20 Boxset.


If you love Warp Records you better get yourself on of these.

85 quid mind, you get loads tho.

Pretty nice, might have to get me one.

Mow diddly!

I think i needs to get me a bigger house!

Yes please!

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Partly Cloudy


Lovely new short from Pixar.

Everso nice it is.

Jim'll Fix It!


I was thinking, isn't it time Jimmy made a come back?

He does now look slightly odd, so i don't think kids could be involved, but i think he should have his own show where he just fixes stuff.

Could be a blocked drain, could be a bad relationship, could be a broken leg, he just fixes it for you.

Dear Jim,

I haven't had a bath panel on my bath for some years now, do you think you could come and fix it?

Yours,

Richard of Surbiton, aged 36 and 3/4.

Art Gallery of Ontario.

Frank Gehry has put something wonderful in Ontario's art gallery.

Thats alot of MDF!

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Massive Swiss Army knife!

This is a lovely thing, a lovely thing indeed.

Thanks very much for it.

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Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Slo Mo Surfer.

This was on South Pacific a couple of weeks back, one of the most beautiful things ever!

Well done filming magic people.

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Me and Trent.


'We'd like to thank all the winners of this years Webby Awards.

Sarah Silverman, Trent Reznor, Jimmy Fallon, Lisa Kudrow, Sir Tim Berners-Lee, Isabella Rossellini and of course, not forgetting Richard Hale'

'Thanks for making every effort to get here Richard, i know you had to swim across the Atlantic'

P.S. Aren't i pretty?

Steampunk rocks!

Check out this ace USB stick, that's what i'm talking about!

Steampunk me right up!

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Benozzo Gozzoli Museum

Massimo Mariani has created this rather snazzy looking museum in Florence.

Tidy.

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Tube strike?


I had a lovely journey into London, England this morning.

I have generally started taking the bus from Waterloo into the centre, but this morning i decided to go underground, Northern Line was running like a dream, and their was a happy atmosphere down there. It was like everyone on the train had won, we were winners! We had laughed in the face of the strike!

So thanks strikers (especailly Gary Lineker), keep it up, you have made my day better.

Well done.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Speccy loading!


Was there any better sound than this!?

Listen to the music on the intro screen!

That must have had some kind of negative effect on me and all the kids that heard it. The reason i wake up at night crying i am sure.

Monday, June 8, 2009

Play him off keyboard cat.


His Dad did tell him not to.

Thanks keyboard cat.

ARhrrrr!


This also appears to good to be true!

A augmented mentality!!

Totally awesome and brilliant.

The Skittles bit is something very special indeed.

Tim Exile.


If you are a fan of music might i suggest you get a copy of Listening Tree by Tim Exile.

It is a staggering piece of work.

Each track has been amazingly crafted in every way.

Their is depth, consideration and involvement like i haven't heard for ages, well, since Vanilla released No Way No Way.

It feels like it has been written in the early 80's then bolted together in the future finally being brought back for us to enjoy today.

Tim, exile is not a good place for you, make sure you contine to give us great things.

Classix Nouveaux!

Just having myself a little listen to this to get me into the working week.

Yeah, but, Nouveaux, but, yeah, but, Nouveaux....

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Pleasantville.


Not really carrying the same finish as Slinkachu, but Jonah Samson has some nice little ideas.

How pleasant!

Friday, June 5, 2009

The Salmon Dance

Just enjoying a spot of salmon, packed full of chemicals and rich in Omega 3.

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Strong dog.

Lovely lovely lovely idea.

Thank you.

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Thursday, June 4, 2009

I miss Trevor Burks.

This dude had a mate, he missed him, so made a t-shirt with his head on, although, when the t-shirt is over his head all his friends could see Trev, but not he.

Poor Rob, poor poor Rob.

Super all the same mind, even if Rob can't see him.

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'Layzors'.

Some lovely things from [Hu]Man vs Machine.

Well done lasers.

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Nixie Clock.


I might try and make myself a Nixie Clock.

They are delightfully wonderful, and they appear to be very simple in construction.

Watch this space.

Yoooooouuu Tuuube.



How come i haven't seen this?

Have you been trying to keep it a secret from me? Have you?

Here's one i made earlier.

Little beauties!

Brian McCarty takes some nice piccys of toys.

Aceface!

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Blunderbust!

For something so awesome it doesn't really have that much effect.

Blunderful!

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Bonkers!

No doubt i like drumming and bassing, but i can't get enough of dubstep either.

With that in mind, have a little listen to this.

Lush version of Bonkers.



Bonkers!

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Old books.

Lovely.

Album covers made to look like old Pelican books.

B+

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Googlecraps!


Check this bad boy out!

Double amazing maps.

And speaking of Google Maps, check these out. God's Eye View, lovely idea.

Brilliant and magic! And a lush site too.

BIG!

You massive duck head!


Lush.

No other word for it.

Thanks Rubbish.

Colour me good.


Give these chaps your gadgets and they will re-colour it for you.

How awfully nice of them!

Thanks Colorware.

Wood you adam and eve it.

A lovely things from Dan Britt.

Brittliant stuff.

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Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Nice drawins and stuff.


Check out the transistor radios that old Barnie has done.

Lovely blog, worth a look around.

Proper good like.